Coffee & a Joint

[Intro]
I got some stuff you just gotta try
What is it?
Pot, you know, marijuana?
Yeah, yeah (Marijuana)
Yeah
Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

[Chorus]
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

[Verse 1]
Uh, yo, I'm higher than an F16 at Walgreens
Tryna find some eye drops and a bottle of Listerine (Woo)
Well, I'm Mr. Clean when I step on the scene
But, yo, how did I get here? And what does this all mean?
The last thing I remember was way back in September
Oh, Johnny had a doobie, it was groovy, full of pleasure
But I probably didn't measure the amount I should've taken
Now I'm standing on the ceiling and this feeling got me quaking, yo
I stick to baking with Betty Crocker baby
We dishing out delectables and, yeah, they tasty
So, yeah, it's amazing, now come come and get a slice
And if they try to take my herb, I'll say, "Take my wife"
But, Kevin, you're not married, oh shit, it's getting scary
I'm mixing up my history, my memories are buried
And I don't have a clue what's real or imaginary
So take heed, my children, 'cause this story's cautionary

[Pre-Chorus]
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

[Chorus]
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (Oh, my God)
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (And a what?)
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (Alright, and a who?)

[Verse 2]
Well, uh, I well, uh, I was
Standing in the corner of the kitchen by myself
Eyeing up the pot brownies on the top shelf (What?)
I'm thinking maybe just a nibble'll do
But I didn't eat dinner, so I gobbled down two
Oh, shit
I fucking blew it, oh
I got to keep this conversation fluid
Yeah, too high to function
I'm feeling like a clown at a funeral luncheon
I'm a goner
Man, I reached my marijuana maximum consumption
Well, goddamn, hors d'oeuvre threw my night for a curve
But I could be the hero that this party deserves
So I boot and rally, sink the last cup
Turns out it was my team's cup, fuck

[Pre-Chorus]
I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

[Chorus]
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint