“Coco” is PewDiePie’s comedic diss track on children’s nursery rhyme YouTube channel Cocomelon, the latest channel to challenge him in subscriber count. The song is his third of the kind, following “Bitch Lasagna” and “Congratulations”, two diss tracks directed towards the first channel to surpass h...
[Intro]
Hey kids (Hey PewDiePie)
Gather 'round little ones, it's music time (Yay)
Here is the story that I'm tellin' (What is it?)
About a stupid fuckin' bitch-ass melon (Yay)
[Chorus]
Coco, coco, co
You fuckin' with my mojo-jo-jo-jo (Everybody)
Coco, coco, co
You started, so let's go, go, go, go, go (Let's go)
[Verse 1]
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-goo, fuck your dad and mama too
Coco in a chokehold, I'll go loco if you want me to
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-gee, you ain't fuckin' passin' me
Last time that I dissed, it took a government to blacklist me
Yeah, I saw your shit, ew, fuckin' cringe (Ew)
It's not even funny and your head is really big (Why?)
Oh, you're approaching me? What, you think I'm nervous? (Ha)
Your audience is just a bunch of motherfuckin' virgins (Haha)
Don't tell your mama, don't be a fuckin' snitch
Don't be likе 6ix9ine, that rainbow fuckin' bitch
Spartan shit, yeet a baby straight off a cliff (What?)
If they make it out alivе, I'll be their Make-A-Wish
[Chorus]
Coco, coco, co
You fuckin' with my mojo-jo-jo-jo (Hey)
Coco, coco, co
You started, so let's go, go, go, go, go
[Verse 2]
Fuck your daddy, fuck your mommy too
Fuck everything you love, most of all, fuck you (Oh)
Cry, cry, cry, yeah, I don't give a shit (He's crazy)
I'm your mommy now, you wittle baby bitch
I'll say anything, I don't give a fuck (What?)
Santa isn't real, it's your daddy dressed up (What?)
Mommy's always lying when she says you're really smart
Your dog is not in Heaven, he is rotting in the yard
Haha, big sad
I'll spoil Harry Potter, wait, J.K. already did that
Haha, you on that baby shit
I'ma teach you 'bout the real world, baby bitch (Bath time)
Scrub behind your ears (Okay), then you rinse your eyes (Okay)
And when you leave the tub, watch out for 6ix9ine (Letters)
A is for apple, B is for butts
C is for, "Can you shut the fuck up?" (Manners)
Rainbow bitch, hair too bright
He a dumb-dumb who can't fight, fight, fight
Don't eat lead paint or you'll cry, cry, cry
Then your brain will end up like 6ix9ine-9ine-9ine (Facts)
[Chorus]
Coco, coco, co
You fuckin' with my mojo-jo-jo-jo (Okay)
Coco, coco, co
You started, so let's go, go, go, go, go (Okay)
[Verse 3]
A billion views a week (What?), a billion views a week (Wow)
Babies must be viewing when their mommy is asleep
While their brain is developing, before they can talk
They learn to subscribe before they can walk (Wow)
Little three-year-olds with withdrawal symptoms
Mommy, please don't take away the algorithm (Okay)
And they won't quit until they get all of the children
Who gives a shit when you're beggin' for a hundred million?
[Outro]
I'm just playin' Coco, you know I love you
Not 6ix9ine, though, ankle monitor-wearing ****
I challenge you in a legal fight
Otherwise, you's a rainbow bitch
Why is he dissin' 6ix9ine?
Coco was written by PewDiePie & Boyinaband.
Coco was produced by oo oxygen.
A lot of people were confused as to why I call out 6ix9ine… I just don’t like him.
The kids were hired through an agency, it was a very painful process but the kids were amazing… they did so good and I think they had a really good time. Some people had a problem with the swearing in front of kids but we had a censored version on set, so I never actually swore in front of the kids.
YouTube announced that the video was removed from the site on Thursday 18th February. They stated in a tweet that:
This video violated two policies: 1) Child safety: by looking like it was made for kids but containing inappropriate content. 2) Harassment: by inciting harassment @ other creators– we...
No, in the Acapella version of the song released shortly afterwards, it can be heard that the children are indeed saying “messing with my mojo” rather than “fucking with my mojo”.