Club Penguin

(God Dan, this is fire)

[Chorus]
Yuh, if I die, please remember Club Penguin
I won't let it anguish
Card-jitsu dangerous
Hourly wages
I wanna be famous
But I don't want attention
Playing video games while I'm watching Ben Tennyson
Please remember Club Penguin
I won't let it anguish
Card-jitsu dangerous
Hourly wages
I wanna be famous
But I don't want attention
Playing video games while (yuh) I'm watching (yuh) Ben Tennyson

[Verse]
Remember stacking coffee bags
Now I'm stacking money bags
Decorate my igloo
Now she all a sudden call me back
Begging for my dad to buy me VIP
Walking black puffle on me
Lets meet at the nightclub
Press D
I'm a secret agent
Chocolate pizza's
Just a cover (pizza)
Now I didn't even ask but she gave me her number
Ice fishing, caught the big one
Cart surfer, sled race
I won (gold)
We're tipping the iceberg, come bring everyone
That was back when things were simple (regular)
Back when I was little (small)
Now I'm with two MILFs, playing monkey in the middle
Present day I'm big kingpin
Wonder what I'd think of me
Cause everything is (yuh) changing

[Chorus]
If I die, please remember Club Penguin
I won't let it anguish
Card-jitsu dangerous
Hourly wages
I wanna be famous
But I don't want attention
Playing video games while I'm watching Ben Tennyson
Please remember Club Penguin
I won't let it anguish
Card-jitsu dangerous
Hourly wages
I wanna be famous
But I don't want attention
Playing video games while (yuh) I'm watching (yuh) Ben Tennyson