Clown Show

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Come one and come all, everybody know me
I'm the class clown all around, and every day the ho me
It was hilariously funny when they beat me up in the gym
I was honored and privileged they’d let me be with them
And it's funny as hell when they diss on what I wear
And they smack my head up when I try to fix up my hair
I'm so funny, I amuse even the teachers
Others beat me in the yard, and they just laugh from the bleachers

[Chorus]
It ain’t so funny when the shows over (and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain't so funny)

[Verse 2: Violent J]
I got a standing ovation when I fell on my face in the class
Somebody shoe-laced my ass
They spit on my seat. They spit in my food
They spit on my face. This audience here is rude
Well, I stepped up to Sarah. I thought I'd say hi
She laughs at my show so much, figured I'd try
I asked her would she like to join me for piece of pizza pie
But she'd rather die, die, die
I visioned a bazooka barrel aimed at her face
And all that remains are pigtails floating in place
But that's only a vision and this is reality
I’ve got all of these people laughing at me, how stale of me
Smile! I’m smiling now. Mean faces and looks
Somebody kicked me in the ass, and I dropped all my books
Oh God, I'm so funny, and it’s all accidental again
I just want my clown freak show to end

[Chorus]
It ain't so funny when the shows over (and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain’t so funny)

[Verse 3: Violent J]
I hop out of bed, woke up early this morning
'Cause this day here marked this clown's final performance
I ran off to school in my new clown costume clothes
I even painted my face for you hoes. Here it goes
I walk down the hall, and they all laughin' immensely
They know it's me, automatically. They all against me
But off in my bag, between two books and a folder
Is a .357 Magnum, fully loaded, with a holster
Some teachers tell me to stop, but I walk right on past
I'm headed to my performance for the first hour class
Just in time. There's the bell. I take to the stage
Jump up on the teacher's desk, laughing with rage
Come one and come all! Let me show you a trick!
It's amazing! I'll reach in this bag here, right quick!
This a .357, fully loaded and all
Now look at the back of my head on the wall

[Chorus]
It ain't so funny when the shows over (and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain't so funny)
It ain't so funny when the shows over (and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain't so funny)

[Sampled]
"Every sodomite will get a flame coming out of his butthole!
God's gonna have a flame coming out of your butthole!
There'll be people walking around all over America, with flames coming out of their butthole!
Everyone who takes it up the rear, everyone who has a penis injected in his butthole, when that penis comes out, the flame will start burning!"