Closest Shave

That was the closest shave that I've had
I blame a lot on my dad
For smoking loadsa cigarettes in the car on the way to school
And I almost cut off my own head
Whilst sleeping in bed
After examining the dark side, of the moon

Now my leg it shakes
And my heart is impatient
It tells you to go when, you should stay
But it's not all that bad dad
You've also taught me something great
Bout how the whole world is nervous, like a big, dinner plate

(OOOOO AAAAAAH, OOOOO AAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhuurhh)

All over the world
All around my plate (yah yeh ah ahhh)
All over the world
All around my plate