Clickbait

[Intro: Sheila (Daz Black)]
Clickbait. Clickbait. (Collab Of All Collabs)
Clickbait. (Daz Black)
Clickbait. (Midnight Beast)
Clickbait. Clickbait. (Daz Black is thirsty)
Clickbait. Cli-
How's it start?

[Verse 1: Stefan Abingdon]
How the hell did I get here?
Where the fuck did I come from?
Clicked the thumbnail that popped up
"Justin Bieber Flavored Condom"
Some dumb motherfuckers, they all tellin' me stuff
That I don't wanna know
Nothing that's condom related
What flavor would Justin have been?
Now I won't fuckin' know shit!

[Verse 2: Ashley Home]
I've wasted an hour
Jacking off to Zoella
Not trying to be fickle
I swear, the thumbnail showed a nipple
But she's fully dressed
In a Topshop dress, she was paid to wear
It's my cross to bare
If I see a sick pic, imma click on there
If I see a sick pic, imma click on there

[Chorus: Soheila]
Clickbait. Clickbait
We shot a porno and almost died
Clickbait. Clickbait
These glasses cured my colorblindness

[Verse 3: Daz Black]
Have you ever felt lied to before?
By YouTuber you adore?
The thumbnails look like they're gonna open some doors
But when you open them it's not what you thought
You saw boobies in the thumbnail (Itty bitty titties)
Hands down your pants, you're bound to fail (Oh)
You're waitin' for skin, but ten minutes in
You realize it's a video they ain't even in!
You just been got! Hook, line, and sinker!
Your whole expectations were based on a picture!
They tricked ya!
Versace, Versace, Versace, Versac-.. (Daz! Get back to the point, Mate.)
(Oh right. Sorry.)
It's just a way for them to be richer, but quicker!
Gives me the fuel that I need for this rhyme to be sicker!
I'm sick of the shit that they give ya! (Ya, Ya, Ya)

[Chorus: Soheila]
Your time is up, you better start runnin'. (runnin', runnin', runnin')
If I don't see no boobs, then I'm unsubbin'. (-subbin', -subbin', -subbin')
Clickbait. Clickbait
Nipple slips and killer clowns
Clickbait. Clickbait
If ya like this vid, I'll shout you out

[Verse 4: Dru Wakely]
Look kids, let me break it down
How I'm rippin' you off, flippin' you off
Tickin' a box and you're sat suckin' my cock
Guzzling vlogs, waitin' for a pointless blog to drop
But nothin' really happens, but I spun it right
In a blink of an eye
You deleted five hours of your life
You deleted five weeks of your life
You deleted five years of your life!
Midnight beast are jealous fags
Hit 'em with a double-dab!
Parents, money in the bank
Tunin' for my 80 wanks!
I need your like, so I like me self
Your attention is good for my mental health
So bend me over, and fuck me twice
I'd do anything my fans, if the price is right

[Chorus: Soheila]
Clickbait. Clickbait
My dog just died! I broke my leg!
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I grew an arm out of my head!
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How many babies can I kick?
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I caught a fish (with my dick, baby)!
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I almost died in an Uber car (one star)!
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I got arrested at Coachella
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I bought a Lamborghini, because I'm rich as fuck!
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Zoella threw her shit at me!