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Custom made outposts of hatemongers
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Rapport in thief's language in parroting
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Sign off in smoke signals, thankful?
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Choose, adapt, and reject
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Cutting the tainted chord

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Sell out in prime-time bloodletting
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Absurdity can't be minimized
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Escapist droll entertainment
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The stasis of the trance
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Cutting the tainted chord in sections

Spinning off the wheels of constraints

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"Treacherous" southern manners
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Deliver withering put-downs
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Tirades of ingenuous grandstanding
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Imbecile evil personified
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Cutting the tainted chord in doubles

Spinning off the wheels of constraints
Mordant amorality reigns
Spinning off the wheels of constraints
Constraints (x4)

Jeremiad
Lament the complaint

Toxicology (report) not needed
For a slow-cooked migraine
The discredited rummy
Insufficient logic
Hamstrung by false omens
Inconsistent (x3)

Run screaming in the other direction
There's a "safe space" for your protection

Jeremiad
Lament the complaint

Free speech will die

Run screaming in the other direction
In the real world there's zero protection
And you will be ill equipped

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Cutting the tainted chord
Supplied to hang one's self with

Disgrace (x4)

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Cutting the tainted chord of regret