CLiCKBAiT

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
I must've swiped left a million times (Ugh)
I'm so tired of shirtless guy profiles
Not one of these fuckers looks promising, ah
I spy with my eyes another type
Say hi (Hi), then call my Uber like in five
My friend got a flat tire, not again, ah

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You cannot trust the virtual, trust me, baby
I g—, I guess I should've known

[Chorus]
You're just clickbait
When you talk, I just wanna get shitfaced
I was done with you before the drinks came
Off screen, you really haven't got it
O-on screen, you look like what I wanted
Clickbait
You're boring me to death, but damn, your hair's great
My heart should be jumping out my ribcage
Off screen, you really haven't got it
O-on screen, you look like what I wanted

[Post-Chorus]
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Clickbait (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Shitfaced (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Drinks came (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)

[Verse 2]
Blurry pics, what are you hiding?
Mirror selfies, help me, I'm dying
Fluent in sarcasm, it means he's a dick
Just one pic, he probably catfish
He cool (Cool), he cash (Cash)
It's nothing serious
Tell me you're emotionally unavailable
Without telling me you're emotionally unavailable
U-unavailable, u-unavailable
I can tell you're emotionally u-unavailable

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You cannot trust the virtual, trust me, baby
I g—, I guess I should've known

[Chorus]
You're just clickbait
When you talk, I just wanna get shitfaced
I was done with you before the drinks came
Off screen, you really haven't got it
O-on screen, you look like what I wanted
Clickbait
You're boring me to death, but damn, your hair's great
My heart should be jumping out my ribcage
Off screen, you really haven't got it
O-on screen, you look like what I wanted

[Post-Chorus]
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Clickbait (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Shitfaced (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Drinks came (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Clickbait (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Hair's great (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Ribcage (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)
Clickbait (Ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy-ayy)