Claudia (from Youtube)

Sweet baby many names
Take the kitty in your hand honey
Sweet lady many games
Spend a little of the band money
On Claudia
On Claudia

Same street a different night
In the middle of the beast belly
Suit glasses and a tie
Type of money that can get any
With your whispering hands
And your futile commands
Your in search for new plans
I hope you find it all
All your looking for
But sweet baby many names
Take the kitty in your hand honey
Sweet lady many games
Spend a little of the band money
On Claudia
On Claudia

With me is Money
Tinkle tinkle on the stairs
Bodes extravagant intro
A single gold coin falls through the keyhole then
Bang! He jumps in
With 40ties swing music

Winks to me under his
Sharply trimmed brows
And turns my ceiling lamp into a chandelier

He kisses my cat fondly into a panther with a diamond leash
Dances around pointing this way and that
Until my room resembles a Parisian luxury suite
My breasts are 3 sizes bigger
And my cereal has turned into Cocaine

Finally he stands with wild ecstatic eyes
In the center of his creation
‘Behold Woman, I am Money!’
Loud and slow
Like citing some ancient ritual
I let fall the last piece of underwear
And bow my head
‘Behold Money, I am Woman.’

You want Claudia
I’m not Claudia

You want Claudia
(Take that poor little kitty in your hand honey)
I’m not Claudia
(So spend a little of that hard earned band money)