Clara’s Climax

From the Upcoming Stage Musical, Topper

Music by Galen H. Brown
Lyrics by Eric Zaccar

Up and down
In and out
At thrust eighty four, Cosmo gives a little shout
Two minutes forty seconds, three times a week
Before he rolls off to sleep, Cosmo kisses my cheek

What is an orgasm
What is a sexual peak
I’ve cringed each time I’ve heard the terms
Never thought they’d be words I’d speak
Or pleasures that I’d ever seek

I want to yearn
I want to burn
I want to reach that point and not return

I want to giggle
I want to wiggle
I want to writhe all over the bed and wriggle

I wish Cosmo would have a taste
Of what Nature placed
Below my waist
Our sex is always cut and paste
Leaving me feeling so chaste

I want to rave
I want to crave
I want to squeal like a tormented slave

I want to peak
I want to squeak
I want to burst as if I’ve sprung a leak

I wish Cosmo would put his face
In my most private place
It’s no disgrace!
Our sex is always such a race
No foreplay, just straight to the chase!

I know how to sneeze
I can cough, I can wheeze
I know how to burp and pass wind in the breeze

I can frown and can smirk
I can make my knee jerk
But why can’t I make my body go Berserk

Out and in
Down and up
By thrust forty six, Cosmo’s drooling like a pup
Two minutes forty seconds, every third day
I need to explode right now, there can be no more delay!

What is a climax
What is ecstatic release
I’ve cringed before but now I crave
An orgasm that will not cease
Or I’ll never know inner peace