Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don’t)

[Verse 1]
Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

[Verse 2]
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them

[Chorus]
No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face

[Verse 3]
They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenseless shellfish
No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too