​clam chowder - xmas

[Intro: Shy High & Shy High]
Fuck
Did you save me a cookie?
No
Bro
You didn’t ask
I- yes! I told you I wanted one of the snikerdoodles, dawg
You did not bro, this- this is what I'm talking about bro, you always say all this shit that isn't even real

[Verse 1]
Telephone Rudolph
Tell him to fill up on eggnog and Smirnoff
My acid amino
My ass is all bruised from playing piano (I can't land shit)
We're bumping that Bublé, some Christmas and chill, Mariah as well (Fuck how you feel)
Neighbors are caroling 'round, it's disturbingly loud
Get over yourself, this is perfectly loud (This is perfectly loud)

[Chorus]
Just shut up
I don't wanna hear no chatter
You don't even have no power (Power)
I'm looking at the Christmas powder (Powder)
I'm tryna take the Christmas shower
If you don't dance, you a snowman
If you don't dance, you a coward (Coward)
I never do sweet, I'm sour
You never wrap gifts, I noticed (I noticed)
Slippers on my feet, so green (So green)
I'm looking like a Christmas tree (Nice tree)
So green (So green)
Looking like a Christmas tree
Fuck

[Verse 2]
Texts on my phone
Santa, can you please come home?
I shouldn't have to wait this long
I sent a picture of the chimney
With the flash on in a frenzy
Had the reindeer to defend me
Everything within me
Heard they wanna start a search soon
So it's critical to execute the ending
Spot eight figures heading South bound into Newport
But the shadows make it difficult to pin me
Poetry in motion
Me and gravity got a chemistry
Always grabbing me, it's an affinity
Down to the Christmas tree (What?)
That's the mindset
Homie said it's late, I checked the time on my timex
The moon in the sky
Reflect on my face
I cannot be late (I cannot be late)
So I might have to race (Might have to race)
I put a stop, I'm like, "Answer my health" (Answer my health)
Only was having it, I'll never tell
Performance was laughable
Dropped in and fell
I looked at my scratched, the citizens started to yell

[Chorus]
Just shut up
I don't wanna hear no chatter
You don't even have no power (Power)
I'm looking at the Christmas powder (Powder)
I'm tryna take the Christmas shower
If you don't dance, you a snowman
If you don't dance, you a coward (Coward)
I never do sweet, I'm sour
You never wrap gifts, I noticed (I noticed)
Slippers on my feet, so green (So green)
I'm looking like a Christmas tree (Nice tree)
So green (So green)
Looking like a Christmas tree
Fuck

[Outro]
Fuck you