Chug Jug With You / Fortnite Is Trash

[Part I: Chug Jug With You]

[Verse 1]
We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

[Chorus]
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers

[Refrain]
(Number one victory royale, victory royale, victory royale)
(Number one victory royale, victory royale, victory royale)
(Number one victory royale, victory royale, victory royale)

[Verse 2]
He said
"Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?
I need healing and I am only at 1 HP"
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari
I checked the upstairs of that house, but not the underneath yet
There's a chest that's just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend
More than you can contend
I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer, cool pro Fortnite—

[Bridge]
La, la-la, la-la, eya
La, la-la, la-la, eya
La, la-la, la-la, eya
Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? Pro Fortnite gamer

[Verse 1]
We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

[Bridge]
La, la-la, la-la, eya
La, la-la, la-la, eya
La, la-la, la-la, eya
Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer?

[Part II: Fortnite Is Trash]

[Verse 1]
I thought I liked playing Fortnite
But they ruined the game
All these updates are gay
It was the game that was my most favorite game
It changed and now it sucks
Epic Games is a bunch of cucks
First zombies, now there’s bottle rockets
It went from good to gay
Apex has stole the fame
How can I keep playing a game that plays this bad?
Epic, please fix your game
It’s getting super lame

[Chorus]
Listen, Fortnite
Yeah, your game is super trash
Yeah, your game it smells like ass
Yeah, your game is super trash
Here’s what you can do to make your game less trash

[Verse 2]
Start by buffing bottle rockets
They’re super-duper bad
They make me super mad
Maybe remove the guns on planes, they’re so OP
The game is based on luck
Everything is RNG
Planes always smash right through my buildings
They always knock me off
The planes can just fuck off
Maybe remove the guns on planes, they’re too OP
Way too OP, get rid of 'em

[Chorus]
Listen, Fortnite
Yeah, your game is super trash
Yeah, your game it smells like ass
Yeah, your game is super trash
Here’s what you can do to make your game less trash

[Outro]
Put me in the game, I'm waiting for my emote
Whats happening?