Christmastime in the LBC

[Verse 1: Jimmy Kimmel (as Snoop)]
Yeah it's me, the motherfucking D.O.G
With some shit about the baby double G.O.D. (Yeah)
Back in the day in the Bethlehood
(D.E.C. deuce five) That shit was all good
You know this family was Holy, Moly
The Virgin Mary was roly, poly
(Three wise motherfuckers on their way)
Bringing gifts and shit for baby boo in the hay
(But there was danger, evil niggas in the manger)
Word, the evil king was on they ass
They packed their shit and got the fuck out fast, yeah
(Little kid was ok)
So now my homie, Dr. Dre and me, we celebrate that day

[Hook]
(Christmastime In the LBC)
Fat Nigga in a Sleigh giving shits away, Yeah
(Christmastime In the LBC)
I got a gift for yo ass, what did you get me?
Motherfucker

[Verse 2: Jimmy Kimmel (as Snoop)]
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
I told that motherfucker Santa bring a pick for my afro
And here's the rest of my Christmas list
I want a black, motherfucking, Lexus
And for my homies down the way
I say, bring a gang of Tanqueray
(Yeah, bring that shit for Dr. Dre)
Me and my niggas down in LBC
We'll smoke that motherfucking Christmas tree
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, cause this bitch be tight (and white)
Saint Nick, pick some chronic for Slick Rick
But don't pack a sack for my nigga 2Pac (That's whack)

[Hook]
(Christmastime In the LBC)
You like this package ho, I wrapped it nice with a bow, yeah
(Christmastime In the LBC)
It's Chrizzim-izza-izz with a dope O.G., you know what I'm sayin'?

[Verse 3: Jimmy Kimmel (as Snoop)]
Deck the halls, and nibble on my jingle balls
(Merry Christmas Charlie Brown)
Snoop takin' Lucy down to Cootchie Town
(Oh, the weather outside was frightful)
But on my dick you’re so delightful
I got my nuts on your chest where they rest
Want some eggnog, bitch? This nigga's taste the best
It's sweet like a motherfucking candy cane
Snoop Dogg, hangin' low (With a jimmy like a great dane)
Ho, ho, motherfucking, ho!
Get on your knees bitch now
I'll show you where this goes
(Yeah, put your jimmy in the motherfucking chimney)
I stick my yuletide log in your ass
And then we dress up nice and go to midnight mass

[Hook]
(Christmastime In the LBC)
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat please bring this nigga a gat, yeah
(Christmastime In the LBC)
Merry Christmas motherfuckers from the S-N-Deuce-O-P (yeah)
(Christmastime In the LBC)
And happy Hizzanukkahs to all the Jewish motherfuckers
You know what I'm sayin'? Shalom
(Christmastime In the LBC)
We out