Christmas Without Snow

[Intro]
(Ooh-wee-ooh)
(Ooh-wee-ooh)
(Wee-ooh, ooh)

[Verse 1]
Old Saint Nick's been bummin' 'cause the North Pole just don't cut it
The bitter cold has frozen all his cheer
And his in-laws, they sent postcards from the islands with warm regards
Mrs. Claus said, "Let's go check it out this year"

[Pre-Chorus]
A white Christmas would be nice
But Santa needs a Mai Tai

[Chorus]
Now he's tradin' in his sleigh for a longboard and some waves
Hangin' up his big red coat for some swim trunks and a sunburnt nose
It's warm and sunny, coconutty, palm trees on the coast
Santa's havin' Christmas without snow

[Post-Chorus]
(Wee-ooh, ooh)

[Verse 2]
His office is remote, heard he's livin' on a sailboat
Off the coast of Kokomo or the Bahamas
Mrs. Claus is teachin' yoga to the wealthy elves from Boca
And Rudolph's makin' friends with the iguanas

[Pre-Chorus]
A white Christmas would be grand
But Santa needs a suntan

[Chorus]
Now he's tradin' in his sleigh for a longboard and some waves
Hangin' up his big red coat for some swim trunks and a sunburnt nose
It's warm and sunny, coconutty, palm trees on the coast
Santa's havin' Christmas without snow

[Post-Chorus]
(Ooh-wee-ooh)
(Ooh-wee-ooh)
(Wee-ooh, ooh)

[Chorus]
Now he's tradin' in his sleigh for a longboard and some waves
Hangin' up his big red coat for some swim trunks and a sunburnt nose
It's warm and sunny, coconutty, palm trees on the coast
Santa's havin' Christmas without, Santa's havin' Christmas without
Santa's havin' Christmas without snow

[Post-Chorus]
(Ooh-wee-ooh)
(Ooh-wee-ooh)
(Wee-ooh, ooh)