Christmas Sucks

[Verse 1:]
Christmas time is here, man, this holiday sucks
Trading you some joy for all of your bucks
I see through the travesty, this holiday ain't fooling me
Chopping down my Christmas tree, suck my yule log if you disagree
I want the smoke but don't need a gimp reindeer
When I provoke, I choke wimps, man I slay, dear
Back up bloke, you got nothing to see here
Tearing down my chimney so that you will stay clear
Is your first name Lloyd? Cause man, you're a dumb one
Keep your drummer boy crap with "par rum pum pum pum"
In this battle I will take no L, so shove it up your bum bum
I'm melting frosty for fun fun
This holiday is stolen from the solstice
Everybody knows this not the birthday of the son of God
Got it all wrong like your name was Dick Grayson
Oops, I meant Jason Todd

[Hook:]
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Christmas is the worst
Everybody that you ever knew will come to visit
And you'll never be allowed to play it off or just dismiss it
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Christmas is the worst
Giving gifts to people that you barely even know
And travelling through traffic everywhere through all the ice and snow

[Verse 2:]
Everybody's jolly while becoming diabetic
All the cookies that you're baking, man, I just find it pathetic
Electric bill is soaring cause of stupid little lights
I cannot be alone in thinking something isn't right
A little mistletoe grants unwanted affection
A song plays in my car about refusing rejection
And it's the same old crap on every radio station
Christmas is a plague that is consuming the nation

[Hook:]
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Christmas is the worst
Everybody that you ever knew will come to visit
And you'll never be allowed to play it off or just dismiss it
Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks
Christmas is the worst
Giving gifts to people that you barely even know
And travelling through traffic everywhere through all the ice and snow

[Verse 3:]
Hello child, I know
Why your Christmases are so-
Sad compared to the ones you used to know
As you grow and see things
That used to be
So bright and full of colour
Now are grey to thee
The world wears down on all of your dreams
And your mind doesn't work the way you planned
So now the things that were warm are not what they seem
Because you see the world through the light of the damned