Christmas Song (I Don’t Want To Hear Another)

[Intro]
Christmas song
A Christmas song
I don't want to hear another Christmas song
I tried my best but it all goes wrong
I don't want to hear another...
Ah shit

[Verse 1]
So take your postcard family
And keep that shit away from me
Light the logs in the fireplace on Christmas Eve
And the line the chimney with kerosene
(Hey!)
(Hey!)

[Pre-Chorus]
So you're setting up the Christmas tree
While I'm dowsing it in gasoline
And I'll dump the rest on Santa's beard
Yeah I'm the balck sheep of the family
Got a complex and it's jealousy
Let's do it all again next year

[Chorus]
It's time for Christmas
You're on my wishlist
It's time for Christmas
You're on my shitlist (Oh!)

(You're on my wishlist)
(You're on my shitlist)

[Verse 2]
Frerezing cold and full of heat
Let the misers rage inside of me
Lost an eye to a BB gun it's hard to see
Chevy chasing me with a burnt turkey
(Hey!)
(Hey!)

[Pre-Chorus]
So I'm different but you get the gist
I'm the naughty one on Santa's list
I hope he checked it twice this time
Yeah I feel like the ghost of Christmas past
'Cause I'll be back to haunt your ass
And everything will be just fine

[Chorus]
It's time for Christmas
You're on my wishlist
It's time for Christmas
You're on my shitlist (Oh!)

(You're on my wishlist)
(You're on my shitlist)

[Outro]
Christmas song
A Christmas song
I don't want to hear another Christmas song
I tried my best but it all goes wrong
You're on my shitlist