Christmas is Canceled

[Verse 1]
Oh Saint Nick
What have you done?
You got the world police
Out on the hunt
Well Klaus wants you dead
Trudeau too
For bringing you
To all the jabbed and jaded youth
They got no control
They got no rule
Over who and where
You take your sleigh ride to
They told the world you were a wreck
Treat Mrs. Clause with no respect
That you diddle all the elves
And Rudolph too
Well the good folks didn't dare
Ask for proof of your affairs
They shut the TV off
And screamed out loud

[Chorus]
Christmas is canceled
Oh you hеard us right
Christmas is canceled
So say your goodbyes

[Verse 2]
And all thе kids
Hit the streets
Holding up signs
With their parents' beliefs
"Fuck Santa Claus!
And free the elves!
Oh take your stockings and your trees
And go straight to hell"
Well the snowballs flew
At the Caroling Karens
A young boy calls the cops and doxes his parents
'Cause they were kissing under the mistletoe
He had to let that whistle blow
He couldn't stand in silence
For fear of his alignments
The night of peace goes up in smoke
The bombs go off in the North Pole
Oh Zuck and all his minions
Block the posts of angry Christians

[Chorus]
Christmas is canceled
Yeah you heard us right
Christmas is canceled
So say your goodbyes

[Verse 3]
Well me and the mutt
Stood by the door
Shotgun in hand
Uh yeah, we was ready for war
We won't turn off the lights
We won't burn the tree
We won't back down from you cucks
We still believe
Yeah, it's our right
Yeah, it's our life
And we gon' sing and dance and drink
All damn night

[Bridge]
'cause Christmas is at our house
And we gon' sing and dance and drink
All damn night
Yeah, Christmas is at our house
So come on down the chimney Santa
And give us life
Give us a merry Christmas

[Outro]
Na, na-na, yeah
A merry Christmas
And we still believe
We believe
We believe
In merry Christmas