Christmas in Cancun

When the sky grows cold
And the ground gets white
And Old Saint Nick
Crashes through the sky
I'm packing up my things
Kris Kringle, here's your note
Take your cookies, leave my presents by the door
I'm off to Mexico

I'm doing Christmas in Cancun
Margaritas by the pool
I'll take a lazy afternoon
Over that old log of yule
I know my family's gonna miss me
And that my boss might throw a hissy
But there just ain't no way that I can wait til June
I'm doing Christmas in Cancun

Well, you probably think
That I'm some fool
Trading mistletoe
For an ocean view
You can take your "Silent Night"
And that old mug of eggnog
I've got my Speedo, two cervezas
And "Feliz Navidad"
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

Cause I'm doing Christmas in Cancun
Chimichangas by the pool
I'll take a lazy afternoon
Over that old log of yule
I know my family's gonna miss me
And that my boss, he might be pissy
But there just ain't no way that I can wait til June
I'm doing Christmas in Cancun

Don't get me wrong
I like a gift as much as anyone
And I surely do adore the U.S.A
It's just so cold there, in the city
I shake and shiver, feel so
That I'm adios, amigo, Christmas Day

I'm doing Christmas in Cancun
Carne asada by the pool
I'll take a lazy afternoon
Over that old log of yule
I know my family's gonna miss me
And that my boss, well, he might ditch me
But if he does, no guarantee I'll be home soon
I'm doing Christmas in Cancun
I'm doing Christmas in Cancun
I'm doing Christmas in Cancun