Christmas
Beat Happening * Track #7 On Three Tea Breakfast
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Album Three Tea Breakfast
Christmas by Beat Happening
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Beat HappeningAbout
In 2008, veteran music journalist Everett True included this song on an alternative list (“mixtape”) of Christmas songs via the Drowned in Sound website, with the note:
Calvin [Johnson, Beat Happening singer/guitarist] shakes his tush in disgust.
Christmas Lyrics
I had sex on Christmas
I had sex three times today
Three different women taught me how to be bored
In their own separate, sweet, little ways
I feel like hell on Christmas
And I feel like hell today
I feel like hell, when I wake up I can tell
That I'm never gonna make you stay
Okay, here it goes
I didn't get no presents on Christmas
And I sure didn't get none today
Learned my lesson
Life is one long session of disappointment, heartache, pain
Disappointment
Heartache
Pain
...and despair