Christmas Afternoon

[Intro]
It's me, I’m niggas *laughter*

[Verse 1: Juan Ketchum & Lil Pasty]
Take down all these ornaments, I'm bored of it
I need some Christmas spirit 'cause I’m sick of having shortages
Now we all growing up, it's like we went through metamorphosis
I'm getting Christmas money just to pay for all these mortgages, ew
But I think I don't like Christmas 'cause I'm sick of being nice
Yeah, I'm tired of being fire, I'ma coat myself in ice
If I see another line then I’ma cut right to the front
I’ma run all up on Santa and I'ma tell him what I want (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
If you think that just your presence is a present, then you’re lame
When I look under the tree then I should see the newest game
Yeah, you know that Juan Ketchum is the best to ever live
If you don't know what to give, then just ask me for a list

[Chorus: idkfatal & Lil Pasty]
Red LEDs when I walk into her room
Greening out from a weed pen to get into the mood
And I might bust early, girl, I tell you the truth (The truth)
It won't really matter on this Christmas afternoon (Yeah-yeah, Pasty)

[Verse 2: Lil Pasty]
Mistletoe, mistletoe, mistletoes
I don't got a single one but I keep on kissin’ hoes (God damn!)
And I'm on a mission though (Yeah), hook them like I'm fishin' hoes (Come here)
Guess what's on my wishlist, brand new Switch for Christmas (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Fatal, Pasty, Juan teaming up, you can't resist this (Nah)
Thought I fucked a midget, it was just an elf in a misfit
Gucci on her Fitbit, call that shit a drip fit
Scratch what I said before, my list? You can rip it (Fuck it)
Pasty wants to shoot his shot and only ever swish it
Check my stocking and it's coal, didn't follow protocol
Wasn't nice this year and now my Christmas empty like a hole
We've been getting to the bag because we got that Christmas flow

[Chorus: idkfatal & Lil Pasty]
Red LEDs when I walk into her room (Hah)
Greening out from a weed pen to get into the mood
And I might bust early, girl, I tell you the truth (The truth)
It won't really matter on this Christmas afternoon (Yeah-yeah)

[Verse 3: idkfatal]
Woah, I hide all my blow inside my snowglobe (In my snowglobe)
Lightheaded motherfucker stuck up in the ozone (Oh-oh)
No promo, I put everything into this shit
You think I'm homo the way I slide up with my boys on HoCo (On HoCo)
Yeah, they see lil' Fatal setting up the tree, I gotta leave (Bye)
Cause lil' shawty said that she's sucking dick at three (Woo!)
Like, what we eatin' this Christmas season? (Uh-huh) Made that bitch vegan
For no reason, cause she's sick of eating meat and nothing else (Yeah)
I got all these bitches plotting and watching Elf on the Shelf
Hang up the stockings, I'm wanting an escape from my mental health
And it just bothers me constantly how the Grinch has monopoly
On these pussy ass bitches caught lackin' in robbery, uh

[Chorus: idkfatal]
Red LEDs when I walk into her room
Greening out from a weed pen to get into the mood
And I might bust early, girl, I tell you the truth (The truth)
It won't really matter on this Christmas afternoon (Yeah-yeah)

[Outro]
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!