Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka

[Intro]
Hey girl, crossdresser for Christ here
I know you love this time of year as much as I do
So let's be multicultural together
And learn everything from Wikipedia about the Holiday Season

[Verse 1]
Christmas time, Christmas time, yeah it's here again
Santa's laugh, make it clap, all you naughty men
Lump of coal, in your soul, chase it down with gin
Best time of the year

[Verse 2]
Hannukah, Hannukah, are you cool with that?
Yarmulke, yarmulke, it's a little hat
Blehblehblah, blehblehblah, it's Yiddish look it up
The best time of the year (L'Chiam)

[Pre-Chorus]
And then there's Kwanzaa
Now I don't know what it means either
But it's the corniest of all the holidays because they have corn
And that's pretty much all I got from Wikipedia
Hey, it's another day off of work though
Come on!

[Chorus]
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-zaa-ka
Something for everyone-zaa-ka
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
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[Verse 3]
Kinara, Menorah
Come on light 'em up
Africans, Kosher Jews, white people Christmas
Don't forget, don't forget, Winter Solstice
Oh we're not doing that

[Pre-Chorus]
Merry Christmas, Shabbat Shalom
I drive a Mani-Chevy
Live long and prosper
Peace be with you
And also with Jews

[Chorus]
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-zaa-ka
Something for everyone-zaa-ka
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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[Bridge]
Now we come to the bridge, my favorite part of any song
This is a bridge over troubled water
And I'm the troll beneath that bridge, so pay the toll
And have a happy, and holiday, bitch

[Chorus]
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-zaa-ka
Something for everyone-zaa-ka
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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