Christian Neurosurgeon

[Chorus]
I'm a Christian neurosurgeon
Yeah, I'm a Christian neurosurgeon
I'm a Christian neurosurgeon
Yeah, I'm a Christian neurosurgeon

[Verse 1]
I wake up in the morning
Cut open your brain
I go to bed in the evening
I get down and I pray

[Chorus]
I'm a Christian neurosurgeon
Yeah, I'm a Christian neurosurgeon

[Verse 2]
I can see the matter
And I can part the ooze
But I can see the devil
And the pain he's put on you

[Verse 3]
You know, all of my friends
They laugh at me and they mutter
"Have you found the cross
In the medulla oblongata? Hahaha!"

[Chorus]
But I'm a Christian neurosurgeon
Yeah, I'm a Christian neurosurgeon

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
I'm a Christian neurosurgeon