Christian Mingle

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
Aw shit
Devereaux
It's about that time
Yuh

[Verse]
Now I know the radio won't pick my jingle
But I killed a hundred bitches off of Christian Mingle
Sent the catfish pics said, "Bitch I'm single"
And they go showed up tryin' to get the dingle
I filmed it all and I got it on lock on assortment of angles
I like to look at the footage while I am sautéing potatoes
I introduce in the tempeh and then I put in the tomatoes
All that is missing a splash of the Faygo and that's how my day goes
Randy and Susan are dead but I'm telling you I just feel great though
Gather the guns and the ammo and load it and off in the Bego

[Interlude]
VFW on Honeydew Lane
Alright, let's get this fuckin' party on the road
Getting directions
Turn right on Winchester
Yeah
Turn right on Winchester
Oh my God they're never gonna see it coming
Make a left on Honeydew Lane
Oh it's gonna be great
Your destination is on the right
Let's go

[Bridge]
Walk in that bitch, with that Glock in that bitch
Let it pop in that bitch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk in that bitch, hatchet chop in that bitch
Body drop in that bitch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk in that bitch, with that Glock in that bitch
Let it pop in that bitch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk in that bitch, hatchet chop in that bitch
Body drop in that bitch, make it rain (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk up in a Klan rally, bitch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper turn they white robes red (Everybody dead)
Walk up in a Klan rally, bitch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper leavin' everybody dead (Whoop, whoop!)
Walk up in a Klan rally, bitch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper turn they white robes red (Everybody dead)
Walk up in a Klan rally, bitch I'm killin' everybody
Chopper leavin' everybody dead (Whoop, whoop!)

[Outro]
Please, man, let me go
I won't tell nobody, I swear
Just please, don't kill me, man
*Gunshots*