Christian Girlfriend

[Intro]
Well, all I need

[Chorus]
Is a little Christian girlfriend
Little farm with chickens and horsees
We'll borrow seed from Cousin Jim
Knock her up, we'll have children
Just me and my little Christian girlfriend

[Verse 1]
We'll drive to Vermont, and we’ll get married
Ma and Pa would be so proud of me
Well, it don't matter which state we're in
We're still committing sin
Just me and my little Christian girlfriend
She loves me (She loves me)
And she wants to have my babies
Good lord willin', we'll have us two or three
Lord bе, (Lord be) I never thought I'd bе so happy
Just me and my little Christian girlfriend

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 2]
When I was young, I prayed for forgiveness (Hallelujah)
As I watched 'em pretty girls on TV
Told my sister I liked Luke, but I was lookin' at Daisy Duke
I'd dream of my little Christian girlfriend

[Chorus]
And all I need
Is a little Christian girlfriend
Little farm with chickens and horsees
We'll borrow seed from Cousin Jim
Knock her up and we’ll have children
Just me and my little Christian girlfriend

[Outro]
When she start ovulating
Well, I'll start the turkey basting

Just me and my Christian girlfriend