Chris The Birthday Boy

Well, he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill

And suddenly he is
He is just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must
Have thought
Must have

Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill

But if someone
Jumped the queue he would
Give them a sharp crack
On the head
With his enormous wooden
Brown wooden spoon
Where do you think
Where do you think
He's going with her handbag
Handbag

Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill

And suddenly he is
He is just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must
Have thought
Must have
Have thought
He must
Have thought
He must
Have thought