Choose One Maybe (Call Me Maybe Parody)

[Verse 1]
Another day we're both late
Fall down the stairs, that's just great
Now we can barely walk straight
But still, we're off to school

My friend Satori tells me
That I should probably be
Doing some activities
In his club after school

[Pre-Chorus]
Their eyes a glowin'
Smooth skin, hair a blowin'
Hormones are a flowin'
This club's full of super hot guys!

[Chorus]
Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But I think I'll join
And write poetry

It's hard for me to
Focus, baby
But I like these boys
So choose one, maybe

Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But I think I'll join
And write poetry

It's hard for me to
Focus, baby
But I like thеse boys
So choose one, maybе

[Verse 2]
So now these boys got me hooked
Reading manga and a book
But their poems got me shook
(Hey are you guys okay?)

Mateo's power abuse
Natsuko's mommy issues
Satori needs some tissues
(Yuuri, put that flame away)

[Pre-Chorus]
My best friend's got sadder
Acting like he doesn't matter
Atmosphere; donut batter
Close your eyes and hug me, baby

[Chorus]
Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But I think I'll join
And write poetry

It's hard for me to
Focus, baby
But I like these boys
So choose one, maybe

Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But I think I'll join
And write poetry

It's hard for me to
Focus, baby
But I like these boys
So choose one, maybe

[Bridge]
Before I came into this club
I had intention; every intention
Of getting detention

Before I came into this club
I was offendin', again and again
Rockin' that detention

[Chorus]
It's hard for me to
Focus, baby
Cuz all these cute guys
They drive me crazy

Hey, since I got here
Things have been crazy
But I like these boys
And love them, maybe

It's hard for me to
Focus, baby
But I like these boys
So choose one, maybe

Hey, I just met them
So don't you judge me
But I love these boys
Let's save them, maybe...

It's hard for me to
Focus, baby
But I like these boys
So choose one, maybe