Chomsky’s Sweater

[Chorus]
Can you please explain yourself
You can tell me if there's somebody else
I promise i won't react
With a panic or heart attack
Won't you please just explain yourself

[Verse 1]
I watched noam chomsky speak
He clogged my mind up for a week
But it was very worth it in the end
Now would you understand, if you saw me kiss a man?

[Break]
Would you please?
Would you please?

[Verse 2]
My favourite sweater starts to smell
Like coffee breath and listerine
And i can't be fucked wearing anything
God said simultaneously with me "i'm an atheist"

[Chorus]
Can you please explain yourself
You can tell me if there's somebody else
I promise i won't react
With a panic or heart attack
Won't you please just explain yourself
Can you please explain yourself
You can tell me if there's somebody else
I promise i won't react
With a panic or heart attack
Won't you please just explain yourself