Chocolate Shake!

Dear diary
Why am I not cool ya know?
Why don't I have all the cool friends
And all the hot girls
It's so fucked
Fuck my life
Let's go!

I wish
That I wasn't like this
I wish
That she was my bitch
I wish
That I was the cool kid
I wish
Fuck this everybody get lit

Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake
Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake

Spanky is a freaky kid
That no one understands
Tats and plugs and skinnies
You'd think he was in a band
Vibin' all day in his room
Taking his rocket ship to the moon
Like zoom, like zoom, like zoom
Leaving this earth
Tired of being judged since birth
Fuck you all I wish I didn't exist

I wish
That I wasn't like this
I wish
That she was my bitch
I wish
That I was the cool kid
I wish
Fuck this everybody get lit

Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake
Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake

Hey kid. It's me. I'm what you turned into
Like what you see? Is this what you had hoped J
Listen cuz I'm dishing it viscous on a broke plate
Everything that mattered might not matter in a few years
Make friends, lose crew, the days end consumes you
And I'm just getting to the fun parts
Current stress level uncharted
Your new shoes they were poppin'
Still have em they're tattered now
All the wisdom you learned is rotten
That's why your back teeth are shattered now
Oh, that best friend? yea ok
Don't wanna interfere but get away and Stay far
You're not picking up signals everyone in your life is just playing parts
You're on wax wings, it was taxing, in the backseat
With a bat wing, you won't eat it, its too fattening
But is it flattering when your splattering stomach matter after every damn thing you eat
Yea they seen it. think nobody knows you're bulimic
You close the door and turn the faucet on Pretending they can't hear it
Oh my god, you're still crying a bout Courtney
This'll be rough to get down but stop mourning
I don't wake up next to her face in the morning
But I'm assuring you now that I'm happy she's happy
Kid don't take that breakup so poorly
But hey look it ain't all bad I got a short pretty girl
She a tall brag
I can't tell you which one cause you might go and change something
Nothing in the world is perfect, it might be fucked
I just hadda say something
By the way you got a couple daughters
And I outta let you know it sort of sorted out
Sort of poorly
My advice is

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I wish
That I wasn't like this
I wish
That she was my bitch
I wish
That I was the cool kid
I wish
Fuck this everybody get lit

Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake
Obtuse
Rubber goose
Green moose
Guava juice
Giant snake
Birthday cake
Large fries
Chocolate shake

Move it football head
Wait that's not it