CHIP SHOP

[Intro: Marcus Bentley, Big Brother, Nikki Grahame and kkbutterfly27xx]
Nikki comes to the Diary Room
Hello, Nikki
I'm feeling very venomous and angry
How dare she vote for me, she doesn't even know me!
She doesn't even know who I am, what I'm like!
She's never even spoken to me, wouldn't even give me the chance, she wouldn't even look at me!
Big Brother says you need to calm down
Who is she? Who is she?
Who is she? Where did you find hеr?!

[Verse 1: kkbutterfly27xx]
At the chip shop (Binley), lookin' like a slag
Sucking on thе manager's dick for a fag
You got ten quid, lemme give you a shag
I'm looking for a dealer, I'mma need a ten bag
At the chip shop, waiting for the dealer
Hair up in a bun and my lipstick concealer
Then I hear my government, yo, hey Kalila
Turn around outside, what's good, my dealer?

[Verse 2: kkbutterfly27xx]
Tell me now what you got for me
Cause you know I don't give gock-gock for free
He said "I got the shit, shit so loud"
"Shit so loud, could hear it in a crowd"
I'm just there like damn
Getting fucked up really wasn't my plan
But I have to stan
Now my mind gone like Madeline McCann

[Outro: Davina McCall and kkbutterfly27xx]
Hey, fancy another one?
Big Brother house, this is kkbutterfly speaking
You are live on air so please do not swear
The British public has been voting on who the biggest slag is
And it turns out, it's fucking me!
I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag, yeah
I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag
I'm a little slag, yeah
I'm a little slag