Chillin’ Like A Villain

[Hook]
I'm always chillin' like a villain
Cause that's where I fit in
While all of you punks do nothing but sittin'
Chillin' like a villain
Cause that's where I fit in
Like a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving you're about to get bitten

[Verse 1]
I'm always just laying back and chillin' like a villain
Just like an extremely tired little kitten
If chillin' was baseball I'd be the best at hittin'
If rappin' was laying eggs I'd be the quickest chicken
I only chill sometimes because I'm usually off being a rascal
Sometimes I get chased but I've never ever been caught and gotten tackled
But you better believe that when I chill
I do it with a whole lot of skill

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Chillin' like a villain so that I can just relax
Without paying the price with a dangerous tax
Coke in my left hand and Doritos in my right
Cause I'm way too tired to get up and join in the fight
Welcome to the wonderful relaxation zone
Where you don't ever need to move a single bone
I hope that this is a feeling I can forever keep
Now it's time to close my eyes and fall into a deep sleep

[Outro]
(yawns)