Cameron J & Mickey Mouse
Cameron J
Cameron J & Starrkeisha & Cameron J
Starrkeisha
Cameron J & Starrkeisha
Starrkeisha
Starrkeisha
Starrkeisha & Cameron J (Rapper) & Starrkeisha
Cameron J & Peter Griffin
Cameron J & SpongeBob SquarePants
Cameron J.:
Hello?
Starrkeisha:
You know who this is
Cameron J.:
Uh
Starrkeisha:
And you know what I need
C to the H to the I-L-D
S-U-P-P-O-R-T
Cameron J.:
Omg, I can't believe it's you again
You won't get a dime from yo' kid
That ain't happening
Starrkeisha:
Yo' baby needs diapers
Yo' baby needs wipes
He needs a pacifier
He be crying all night
Cameron J.:
It's not my problem
'Cause it's not my baby
You think I would ever get with you?
You crazy
Starrkeisha:
Boy, you such a lame dude
Can't believe I got with you
Wish that I could take it back
But that ain't possible
But that's alright
See you in court on Wednesday
Im'ma get my child support
'Cause I need my rent paid
Cameron J.:
I don't want no problems
I don't want no beef with you
But I ain't paying child support
'Cause I ain't got no any reason to
You know for a fact that that baby ain't mine
Why do you always call me all the time?
Acting funny on my line?
Starrkeisha:
You think you're so cute
With you're dumb truck swag
Why you always walk around in these funny looking hats in the back?
"#TheMostRatchetNigga" is what you be putting on Instagram as yo' photo's hashtag
I don't need you
But Im'ma get my money
When you be leaving court
You'll be looking real funny
Cameron J.:
You talk about me
Why you always looking ratchet?
In your messed up wig
And itty bitty jacket
This convo' is irrelevant
I don't need to have it
You want my money?
No, you can't have it
Starrkeisha:
I'll slap the taste out of your mouth
Blam
But I need food in the house
Ham
Say what you want
Im'ma get my check
I just want your money
I don't need your respect
Cameron J.:
You won't get a dime
After they run a test
Maybe we should go to court
So we can put this to rest
Starrkeisha:
Yeah
Spendy
Prada
Paula lotsa looey
Half of yo' pay check will be mine
Ooey
Cameron J.:
Uhh
Starrkeisha:
Hellow? Hellow?
I got you
Starrkeisha released Child Support Rap Battle on Wed Nov 09 2011.