Chihuahua

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow wow wow wow
Chihuahua
Everybody try it now
'Cause there's not always more
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow wow wow wow
Chihuahua
Everybody try it now
'Cause there's not always more

Can't dance and I can't sing
I can't do anything
I can't even find my way around town
And I'm 15 and a fool
Can't you see?
So don't fall in love with me

I'm a rock and roll puppet
In a band called Bow Wow Wow
Better off to be a rabbit
At least they have more fun with a gun
I just go on and on
And on, and on, and on
(I wasn't supposed to sing that one!)
Pop, pop, pop, pop gun

And the Greeks had a word for it
Went like this

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow wow wow wow
Chihuahua
Everybody try it now
'Cause there's not always more

I'm not intelligent
No one can stop it
So don't think of this fool
This little girl too
I'm a horrid little idiot
Can't you see?
So don't fall in love with me

My moronic gestures
Keep on pestering you
I'm frost and sun energy
Don't drink to this fool
Call a doctor!
Don't be cruel!
Don't you know nothing can stop me
Crooning over you?
Greeks had a word for it

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow wow wow wow
Chihuahua
Everybody try it now
'Cause there's not always more
Chihuahua

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow wow wow wow
Chihuahua
Everybody try it now
'Cause there's not always more

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow wow wow wow
Chihuahua
Everybody try it now
'Cause there's not always more

Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow wow wow wow
Chihuahua
Everybody try it now
'Cause there's not always more