Chicken Crazy

[Verse 1]
No-no-no, wait a minute
Don't y'all laugh at me!
I ain't the only one feelin' like that!
Man, the whole world has done gone chicken crazy
Poor chicken just don't stand a chance nowadays
Yeah, chicken don't stand a chance no more!
You can't go in no restaurant in the world
And can't find chicken on the menu
I'll give you five dollars if you do
And if anybody invites you to their house for dinner
They can have four, five different kinds of meat on their mind
But they can't go wrong cookin' no chicken, no
You have chicken wings, chicken necks
Chicken breasts, chickеn backs, chicken pies
And chicken feet, huh

[Chorus]
Yеah, they gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy, ow!

[Verse 2]
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
And the potato ain't doin' bad either, hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, they serve 'tato with them chickens everywhere, look here
Y'all think I'm lying, don't you?
But a chicken don't stand a chance no more
North, south, east or west
You can bet your bottom dollar that chicken is in a terrible mess
Hoo-hoo-hoo, look here
Watch this, see that man sittin' over there?
Watch this, say mister man
Yeah?
Where you from?
I'm from down in Georgia
What's your favorite meat?
Man, I love me some chicken
Hoo-hoo-hoo, see, I told you!
It don't make no difference where you from, they love that chicken
See that lady over there?
Watch this, say miss lady
Eh-eh-eh-eh, mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi miss lady?
Yes?
Where you from?
I'm from New Yurk
New?
New Yurk
Alright "New Yurk", what's happenin'?
What's your favorite meat?
Ooh, I just love the way they cook that southern fried chicken
'Cause I'm not from down there, you know
I live up north
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, yeah, I know
You got Mississippi written all over you talkin' about that
Look here, ha-ha-ha!
Yeah, they tear chicken up
Up in New York, ha-ha-ha!
Look here, see that little bown comin' down the street?
Watch this, say little boy
*Yessir?*
Where you from?
*I'm from California*
What's your favorite meat?
*Chicken, man, chicken!*
Hoo-hoo, see there?
I told you it don't make no difference where you from
North, east, south or west, they love that chicken

[Chorus]
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy, oh!

[Verse 2]
Yeah, the red bean ain't doin' bad either, hoo-hoo-hoo!
You know something else?
Ain't no fowl of the air been done up like a poor chicken
We bake him, we boil him
Hm, we broil him, stew him, fry him
Make chicken soup, hm-hm-hm!
Chicken dumplings
So forth and so on, heh!
You know if my woman got me some chicken at home for dinner
I'm gonna wring her neck, huh!

[Chorus]
Yeah, they goin' chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy, ow!
Gone chicken crazy, ow!
Chicken crazy, ow!
Chicken crazy, oh-ho!

[Outro]
Chicken crazy, they've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy