Chick Inspector

[Verse 1]
I prowl the interstate
Checking up on trucker bait
Makin sure it's up to date before they drop it on, yeah
Truck stops with swingin' chicks
Gotta pass inspector's lips
That's how I kiss away my money-yeah

[Chorus]
That's where my money goes
Checkin' up on girlie shows
Truck stops and coffee shops are gettin' all the gravy
Sweet things in sexy clothes
Hot pants and pantyhose
Hot damn they almost drive me crazy

[Verse 2]
I go for sexy clothes
One of these and one of those
Okay from head to toe for a waitress' occupation
I go for curvy chicks
Built like a ton of bricks
What good's a brain with no foundation?
I go to coast to coast
Stop when I need them most
Hoss I don't mеan to boast
But this ain't worth its talkin'
Some dudes can walk the linе
But I just think they're hitchin' kind
Look Hoss these boots ain't made for walkin'

[Chorus]
That's where my money goes
Checkin' up on girlie shows
Truck stops and coffee shops are gettin' all the gravy
Sweet things in sexy clothes
Hot pants and pantyhose
Hot damn they almost drive me crazy

[Verse 3]
Weekend in New Orleans
Strip joints and Cajun queens
It's just beyond the means
To fly the coupe on Sunday
Big man wants half a yard
Won't take my credit card
Hot shot will get me out on Monday

[Chorus]
That's where my money goes
Checkin' up on girlie shows
Truck stops and coffee shops are gettin' all the gravy
Sweet things in sexy clothes
Hot pants and pantyhose
Hot damn they almost drive me crazy