Cherry Gum

[Verse 1]
Hanging off a chair and I'm feeling a little numb
Cherry gum, chew it like the night is still young
There's a guy in the corner who won't stop sucking his thumb
And the floor is sticky, I thought this was supposed to be fun?
I got these long fuck you nails on from last night
And I can't believe I came home with all nine
And I can't believe, I can't believe it every time
Oh my God is this it? (This can't be it)

[Pre-Chorus]
Someday I'll water my plants and iron my clothes
And everything in my house will have a special place where it goes
I wanna grow up but I've already grown out of it
They can call it Heaven but I don't like the sound of it

[Chorus]
The less I'm like them the more I like me
I'll paint my life like a masterpiece
Little high, little low
I'm happy all though
I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody, ya
No-ah-no, oh-oh-ah, no-ah-no
The less I'm like them the more I like me
I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody, ya

[Verse 2]
Wanna move on but I keep on ricocheting
I think a little bigger than the [?]
Where my neighbour bitches about her next door neighbour
Where they say ("I like your skirt") to laugh about it later
But I know what I want and baby I'll claw my way in
You went loose, you some some, I'll still be entertaining
Please don't get me wrong this isn't finger painting
I'm focused on the magnum opus that I'm creating

[Pre-Chorus]
Someday I'll water my plants and iron my clothes
And everything in my house will have a special place where it goes
I wanna grow up but I've already grown out of it
They can call it Heaven but I don't like the sound of it

[Chorus]
The less I'm like them the more I like me
I'll paint my life like a masterpiece
Little high, little low
I'm happy all though
I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody, ya
No-ah-no, oh-oh-ah, no-ah-no
The less I'm like them the more I like me
I'm no Bohemian Rhapsody, ya

[Outro]
I got these nails on from last night
And I can't believe I came home with all nine
And I can't believe, I can't believe it every time
Oh my God this can't be it