Chemical Warfare

[Verse 1]
Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years
I'm gonna have at it
I cut through the fence, run right in and grab it

[Refrain]
Go crazy, crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

[Verse 2]
Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket
Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it
On a country club full of Saturday golfers
So I can watch them die chokin', shakin' in convulsions

[Refrain]
Go crazy, crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

[Chorus]
Chemical warfare, chemical warfare
Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare
Chemical warfare, chemical warfare
Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare

[Verse 3]
Panic in the air
See the headless chickens runnin'
Golf carts head on crashin'
Crackin' heads wide open
Scratch the grass, mister, you can't breathe
And roll and writhe
In a sandtrap starting to heave
Claw those clubs, lemme see you seethe

[Refrain]
Crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

[Chorus]
Chemical warfare chemical warfare
Chemical warfare warfare warfare
Chemical warfare chemical warfare
Chemical warfare warfare warfare

[Bridge]
Yellow air! Yellow clouds!
Blowin' down, down, down the fairway
Sensitive to the touch
Mowin' down the putting green

[Break]
Heading straight for the big clubhouse
Where the stuffed country club
Effervescent ladies, so carefree
Relax, pose by the pool
Limber limp with a dry martini
Until...

(Shouts and screams of agony)

1, 2, 3, 4

[Chorus]
Chemical warfare chemical warfare
Chemical warfare warfare warfare
Chemical warfare chemical warfare
Chemical warfare warfare warfare