Cheerios

[Intro: Yung Lambo]
Shrekneck on the beat

[Verse 1: Lil Squeaky]
Phineas and Ferb Dorito headass lookin' nigga
You get smacked with my flyswatters
I'm a dog, no Scooby Doo, she want a Scooby Snack
I told her, "Snack on this peepee"
Hey lil' bitch, take a weewee
I got diamonds on my neck, y'know I was playing Minecraft for 27.5 hours
I went to Walmart in the projects and got a Bluetooth speaker for 5 dollars and 28 cents
I was listenin' to Lo-Fi Beats To Study To but then the beats studied me because I'm sexy
The opp was hidin' in the bushes but then I found him like Blue's Clues
Yo Steve, where's Joe, why'd he leave the show?
I got the Travis Scott meal but it turned out to be a Lil Uzi Vert meal and it made me short
I got 15 savory receipts in my wallet and I redeemed then all for Google Play points on the Google Play Store
I got a lottery ticket for Christmas and I didn't win it so I burnt it in the chimney and I went Santa to scratch it off
I was walkin' my neighbor dog then he ran into the streets and fucking died
Then I nae nae'd on his corpse
I was eatin' Honey Nut Cheerios
Then I met the Queen of England and said, "Pip pip, cheerio"
Yo, you are a thot, please go back to the streets, I am not your puppet
I was playin' baksetball with the professionals and I made 53 buckets
I built a gaming PC on a 200 dollar budget and it can't even run Minesweeper
Somebody ordered pipe bombs to my house so then I gave them to my brother for dinner
I was writing this song and then I blacked out then I hit a kickflip like LEGO Ninjago
LEGO Batman with the grappling hook, I throw it at the opp and then he's dead
I smack him in the head
Eat Cheerios, and then I went to bed
I had a dream where I was a penguin that could fly but then I lost my flight powers and fell and died

[Verse 2: Lil Mosquito Disease]
I fuckin' died, bitch
I fuckin' died, bitch
I don't give a shit, bitch
Get on my dick, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch is so fine, I go, "[?]"
Call me Khaled, I always win
I [?] this [?] from Venezuela
I nutted on her, she brought a cumbrella
Did you listen to Coi Leray songs in shower?
[?]
[?]
You can lick these nuts like a motherboard
My dick is longer than an iceberg video on YouTube
I motherfuckin' put my dick into your motherfuckin' shoe
Your girl is like a government, I took her over with a coup
I'm smokin' on the fuckin' green, call me motherfuckin' Stu
I went to the gym to work out but then the motherfuckin' weights weighed me
I showed this motherfuckin' hoe a Submarine Man song and now she hates me
She got rabies
I got babies
She won't date me
Yung Gravy
This bitch so exotic that she grew bananas and ate the bananas but I died 'cause it was actually a plantain
This bitch a weirdo, she need guidance, she turn for me for salvation, so she got on her knees and she gave me oral for forgiveness of her sins
That bitch was a furry so I killed her, no joke, she's a furry, I had to get rid of her
Then I resurrected her from the dead again, 'cus I'm a necromanufacturer
My dick is so motherfuckin' big I fit 364.15 Wreck-It-Ralph DVDs in there 'cus we makin' movies
Fuck her so good, she scream like that one nigga from System Of A Down
I'm a motherfuckin' proud-ass cheater on the Minecraft server that spawned in [?] 'cause I have dementia like Joe Biden
Joe Biden, you didn't give me a motherfuckin' feature for this album, I motherfuckin' told you, give me a motherfuckin' feature for this album
Same goes for Obama and Trump, y'all ain't send me your motherfuckin' features
You all bitch ass niggas, you motherfuckin' trash as fuck
Shut the fuck up, bitch