Chedda Cheese vs Fingaz

[Round 1: Chedda Cheese]
I can't seem to figure out what supplies your intense ego
I can tell you used to wear eyeliner and dress emo
You think you got a dope enough style that can test me though
You look like you were raised by the guy from the Red Green Show
Embarrassed opponents to get respect and keep it moving
Any vets or even students I just left them feeling stupid
But today might be the day that I neglect to even do it
Cause I've been trying to stump Fingaz but he already beat me to it
Never the less you should be getting depressed
Because your girl's the only reason you've been getting respect
She got more popular on Youtube than you'd ever expect
But she could settle for less she's like a 7 at best
She just thinks she's got these people at the height of their libido
Cause those desperate virgin battle fans been hyping up her ego
Yeah I'll diss your lady then I'll motorboat her no-no's
I'd bomb your friendly photo for some promo yelling "YOLO!"
And I don't care if I just let this hobo roll in solo
Cause I'm here to cause your break up like my name was Yoko Ono
And quit acting like such a tough guy, you'd cry during Fresh Prince
Even I would beat you up cause you fight like a dead fish
So pucker up your lips give my knuckles a french kiss
And you'll see Fingaz curled up in a ball like a clenched fist
You and I were on the first card before we developed a real scene
I was the headline you were scheduled last on the bill, see
If it weren't for this tournament that's the place you'd still be
You were never on my level and you never will be

[Round 1: Fingaz]
What's the deal Chedda?
I've been waiting all 42 days just to tell you how much better I think mozzarella tastes
Plus you've got an ugly face, but I'll address that in a moment
There's a couple other things about you I ain't never noticed
Like Chedda got this click, in his neck, it's fucking weird
It's like missing fingers weird, that shit you don't usually hear
Plus he's sheltered as a mugg, he'll act 15 when he's 30
Rolled a blunt in front of dude he asked me if it was beef jerky
Now some would say he's nerdy, I think he's more like special though
Cause when it comes to being cheesy, Chedda's a professional
You don't have the testicles to take this spot here from me
So just step aside there stepping stone I'm next to roll this country
My excessive growth in your section shows they respect my goals and love me
So if Cheese cheese me today you'll be a vegetable by Sunday
You're exceptionally ugly
Don't expect to get accepted
Just expect to get neglected til your death and final exit
Your career just like the strippers you play music for, accept it
You're relying on those pair of D's/parodies to get you some attention
Now hold up, I got a question
Do you really want that chain?
Cause you said to me you entered this GP to build some fame
This lame don't want the title, he wants next to be involved
I bet a G that Chedda Cheese can't bring it west where it belong
You're exceptionally wrong, thinking you got the better chance
Listen bitch, even Ubiquitous is hoping I advance
Now speaking of your man I know he wrote with you and planned
How you come to battle Fingaz and you need the helping hand
Now damn that isn't irony, nor is it a coincidence
He's everywhere inside your rhymes at all times that Ubiquitous
So this is it, your chance to prove that you are not a baby
To getting them bragging rights to brag 'bout writing when you 80
Cause I'm a pepper cheese I don't mean gourmet
I'm a pepper Cheese y'all gon' see some gore maybe

[Round 2: Chedda Cheese]
I'm secretly a mean guy, if it's terrible I've done it
I might wait for you to yawn and then I'll punch you in the stomach
I treat these battles like Normandy, plan to win and take it forcefully
You think you're so unique? I'll try to put this cordially
You're not some sorta mutant superhero type minority
Just because the choice to base your name on your deformity
You were a bed wetter til age 20
And not to be facetious, but they called you the "Wiz Kid" and not cause you're a genius
I take my losses like a man and then I go throughout my day though
Fingaz always gotta fret it like a guitar without the K-Po
Too lazy to face adversity and figure out a way so
You get salty when the chips are down cause you're a couch potato
People only know you for your image and your presence around you
Not the minuscule ability you really amount to
See you dress up like a weirdo and discredit your value
To hide the fact that when you rap there's nothing special about you
And you stretch your schemes too long, you need a better plan
It's getting bland your punchlines make Peter Pan mad cause they Never Land
I keep the crowd wrapped around my finger with a steady hand
Because I wrap circles around Fingaz like a wedding band
Y-y-y-yeah so fly
Take a seat and watch me blow by
I be finding clones who wanna try the flow I've been swagging on the whole time
I'm, tired of this and it's frightening
Find a style your own and get writing
From here on out I'ma say if your name ain't Bill Collector quit biting

[Round 2: Fingaz]
Listen, I took a shit this morning just like you
Now let me finish my story
Cause the shit was little nutty but it was really fucking corny
Your double time, it bores me, well the way that you abuse it
Like that Tech N9ne dude is useless, fucking Twista just confuse 'em
Busta Rhyme just signed with Wayne and some would say that that was stupid
I think all those guys are ruthless what makes you think you could use it?
On some true shit, you ain't ready with the shit that I'ma hit him with
Understand I hate on this ain't trying to be a hypocrite
Beat him blue with his own moves you'd think the dude was Cripping it
Okay you can double time, that's fine but I don't give a shit
Cause you ain't 'bout that life
The life you got you hardly living it
This pussy is paid to watch some pussy could say pussy lives in it
But ask this pussy 'bout some pussy, pussy turns right into it
What's your problem with the pussy? Pussy we ain't getting it
His pops looks at pussy, pussy pops up on the Internet
Your mom's got a pussy plus your pops steady digging it
Your job full of pussy, profits all legitimate
And you ain't popping pussy, pussy probably isn't into it
Now I understand I said that shit so many times it's ignorant
But didn't switch cause this guy fits no other synonym
I'm ripping 'em low, kicking a flow, that's faggotry and fuckery
I'll kick in yo' do' gripping a fo', faggot shouldn't have fucked with me
But this shit is so amazing bro, no it's gay trust in me
This shit just shows if you stick to your flow in this battle you ain't touching me
Like you heard his second round? This is not for promo
This ring wasn't meant for you, someone talk to Frodo
If I give you a daily push, it would drop this homo
He'd have his own permanent fucking obnoxious logo
Too comfy

[Round 3: Chedda Cheese]
He wasn't always this bummy, used to be doing something bigger
Making some money not dressing like a homeless country singer
But now he's living broke not even making double figures
Guess you couldn't keep a handle and your bread and butter Fingaz
I'd say you need to tone it all down a bit, acting all proud and shit
Think your style is sick? You played yourself John Malkovich
Last battle I killed my competition, let 'em with some biter fans
Now I'll do the same to you and prove that I got bigger plans
Think I give a damn?
You look like Johnny Depp so why would I treat you any differently than Edwordz (Edward) Scissorhands
Grease monkey speed junkie looking dumb when he raps
Needle marks on his arm from what he's done in the past
So that sleeve tattoo looks like a parody act
Or the act of doubling back, it covers your tracks
How's that for a triple entendre?
Mind blown like you're tripping on ganja
People thinking I'm brittle til I get it popping like Pringles
And sprinkle a bit of rhythm up on ya
By now you should've shot yourself
If I were you I would find a tool and pop myself
Pick up the Glock myself and drop myself
Cause I'm not talking insect repellent when I say that you should Off yourself
Why you trying to seem (C) major? Be/B sharp, you are not the best rhymer
Acting like some sort of G when you've been known to eff/F minors
But it doesn't take A major in music to know you've got no key quotes
You'll always be/B flat broke and never hold a C note
And "too comfy" is your catchphrase? You think that's clever?
That's gotta be the lamest to stick with ever
My slogan's more distinguished and that shit's just better
Even got your girl screaming out ch-ch-CHEDDA!

[Round 3: Fingaz]
So you've happened to appetize me with you're somewhat of a rapper
But you didn't have to hand him on this silver platter
Claims to act the nerdy cracker but I sorta (soda) want my rebate
Best to dip and sell a remake, you too sweet you make my teeth ache
For this bread, I'm leaving Cheese baked
I don't care it (carrots) got me vexed
Even hoochies who done blew/bleu cheese got they broccoli on jest
Now just stop it, wait a sec', are those subliminal I used?
You may have missed them in the mood but that was just to set and prove
The point I'm really getting to
Is Chedda been a Finga food
You can bet I'm gonna move on through whoever in my path
Shooting Chedda in the stash like storing money in the dash
I got 20 here in cash says your buddy with the 'stache
Fucked your mother in the ass, yo that's funny, you can laugh
Fuck your future, fuck your past
My presence will fuck your presence
I present myself the future moving past those in my presence
My pen game is perfected to the point of no return
So quit toying with my nerves you annoying little Eur'
You're fucking boring and absurd
Sketch has spoiled you for sure
Now you're finally gonna learn
Fuck my blood is boiling now it burns
The vibe I get from this guy, it's kind of perverted
The spot we both going for, is mine I deserve it
He had his time but he burned it and now he's trying to reverse it
I'll fill his eyes with detergent, he'll smash his ride up on purpose
Ain't the time to get nervous, I'll have your riding in hearses
When I bag up Cheddar I ain't trying preserve it
Trying to hide it in dirt and fill the inside with serpents
The dirt you hiding inside you is starting to shine on your surface
You are not a nerdy guy or a 25 year old virgin
There is not a comic you have buyed or a sci-fi that he purchased
This fucking guy didn't know that wi-fi was a service
You're the reason bitches put mace inside of their purses
Listen, what I'm shooting it's intense (in tents); drive by at the circus
My my I'm disturbing him, I vibe with my girlfriend
Just to show I'm 10 times more fly as a person
Now listen, if you want me to keep going you gotta pay me
Cause I'm 'bout to walk up out this bitch, no Matt Daley