Cheat on the Church

Bless these children
Blessed he who barbeques
Blessed he who giveth to thee
Alright folks, now I want you to take a step back
I want you to dig into those pockets
I want you to dig deep for me now
I want you to give!

I am your father, I am your priest
Your only messiah, to say the least
So donate and give, give generously
Give all you got, give it to me

I run this place, the House of God
With your new God grill, your dreams fulfilled
If these walls could talk, the stories they'd tell
And if they did, be in a whole lotta hell

I am your father, I am your priest
Your only messiah, to say the least
So donate and give, give generously
Give all you got, give it to me

I'm close to the pope, ya know what that means
I can grab and grope and do as I please
Come into confession, my gambling's in session
Tell me your sin, three cherries, I win

Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha

Grope!

Cheat on the church and embezzle with greed
I cheat on the church and I take what I need
I cheat on the church and I do as I please
I cheat on the church, boy, get down on your knee

Cheat on the church
Cheat on the church
Cheat on the church
Cheat on the church