Cheat Day

[Verse 1]

I woke up Saturday *yawn*
Tinder match with Natalie (Ay)
She brought the ramen and the cake
Weird combo but I was fine with it
‘Cause she was fine with it, yo, I can’t complain
She ain’t want it all to go to waste
When all the cake just goes to her waist
But her waistline looking mighty fine, yo, I get it (I get it)
She talking bout all of the squats that she does in the gym, how she sweat it (Sweat it)
Claiming the ramen and cake after leg day gon’ be the reason that she get it (Get it)
But she ain’t gotta lie to herself, just to me, bro I ain’t in the gym (In the gym)
Tell her that I ain’t really interested but she still tryna get it in (Uh)
Told her we’d go on a date (Woah)
She ordered ramen and cake (Okay)
I ordered the pizza and fries, I’m just living my life, I’m just watching my weight (Ay)
And then after she pays, she tells me it’s a cheat day, in the most discrete way
She whispers that all of her cheat days are like three days
And that’s fine, I guess, ‘cause like, I ain’t stressed, except she just asked how quick I digest
And that’s high key a super weird question to ask somebody, like anybody, but I digress
Her place, she says “Be my guest,"
"But I need a little help, I‘m tryna leave my dress”
And I’m like...I'm like "Wait, what?"

[Hook 1]

Ooh bro you about to get it
You ain’t been here for a minute, it’s gon’ be explicit
You about to snatch her soul, she ‘bout to see it vivid
Get a ticket for the ride ‘cause she don’t see a limit (Yuh)
She just gon' cheat, she just gon' cheat
She just gon' cheat, she just gon' cheat
Tell me "What's a cheat day?" Tell me "Why she cheat?"
Tell me "What's a cheat day?" She say (Uh)

[Verse 2]

“I’m ‘bout to put you to work (Wait)
Go down and get your dessert (Dessert)
Get into it like it’s ice cream, then when I scream do what we rehearsed” (Ay)
Down on my knees like an animal (Animal)
You are what you eat, I’m a cannibal (Cannibal)
She like the feeling it’s magical
I make her C like the capital uh
But I never capitalize, here is a word of advice
Whenever she says "Cheat day’s three days" just always be wondering why, she never lied
‘Cause that’s when her boyfriend arrived
I saw the fear in her eyes
She said “You gotta go
This man is 6 foot 4 and benches like 425”
"I should probably get my...I’m sorry, I’m sorry you said he benches 425? That’s...That’s almost 3 of me...Jesus Christ!"
I should probably get my ass up out of here before he sees me
I don’t need a reason to be watching TV
From a hospital looking at the cost, it’ll probably kill me and I honestly don’t think that I’d be able to survive it
She said "Cheat day" I thought "Ooh"
Little cake and ramen noodles
I don’t understand her methods, she just played me but it’s cool
I’ll stay out ya DMs
I learned my lesson, from AM to PM
I can’t just be swiping on girls when I see them and they talk about cheat days

[Hook 2]

Ooh bro you about to get it
You have been here for a minute, it’s gon’ be explicit
He about to beat your ass, I swear, this man is livid
Get a ticket for the ride ‘cause you know he ain’t with it
​She just gon' cheat, she just gon' cheat
She just gon' cheat, she just gon' cheat
Tell me "What's a cheat day?" Tell me "Why she cheat?"
Tell me "What's a cheat day?" She say (Uh)