Cheap Cologne

[Verse 1]
Well, I toss and turn in the sheets
I close my eyes, but I can't sleep
Another night waitin' up on her
While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns
No matter how hard she tries
There's no way to hide what's been goin' on
She don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne

[Verse 2]
She'll get in from God-knows-where
I'll smell that honky tonk in her hair
I don't know if there's someone she's holdin'
But my suspicion keeps on growin'
And a shower won't cover it up
When she gets home
She don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne

[Chorus]
When she's done with the wine, and comes home tonight
And slips into this big ol' bed
Well, I'll be gone, she'll be there all alone
Lyin' by herself instead

[Interlude]

[Chorus]
When she's done with the wine, and comes home tonight
And slips into this big ol' bed
Well, I'll be gone, she'll be there all alone
Lyin' by herself instead

[Verse 3]
Well, I toss and turn in the sheets
I close my eyes, but I can't sleep
Another night waitin' up on her
While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns
No matter how hard she tries
There's no way to hide what's been goin' on
She don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne

[Outro]
No, she don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne