For the opening battle for URL’s second Lite Work event, Mike P and Charron competed against each other for a $5,000 cash prize, with the winner being determined by a fan vote during the battle’s Caffeine premiere on Saturday, October 22nd, 2022.
In a battle many fans jokingly referred to as “white...
[Round 1: Charron]
R.I.P. Pat Stay
I ain't never been hurt like this
With bars and jokes, he had the perfect mix
We all loved to "look at you go"...just not at 36
I keep drinkin' 'til the pain's gone
Replayin' his Game song
Elements League put everyone in the game on
My fam tells me to stay strong
But how can I stay strong when my brother Patrick Stay's gone?
I'm mad right now
I ain't thinkin' 'bout writin' for you on a pad right now
I'm thinkin' "What's Calvin gonna do without his dad right now?"
That's my fam right now
Can barely stand right now
I only find comfort knowin' Pat's with his mother holdin' hands right now
Don't wanna rap right now!
I want him back right now!
But I know he's in the clouds wantin' me to snap right now
I'm not the Canadian justice system
I ain't gonna let down Pat right now!
So, Smack, why'd you bring me this bitch here?
I've been on the phone cryin' all month
I'm used to talkin' to someone mid-tear (tier)
I saw Pat in an open casket!
Lemme make shit clear!
I was at your Geechi battle!
I've already been to TWO FUNERALS THIS YEAR!
You gon' bring up Shine!?
I ain't gonna do some flips
I'd rather get a lil' slap than have Lil Slap tell me "You'se a BITCH!"
When they took Pat, it felt like they took me
Some fans said that you'd cook me
I changed The View
Even my mourning (morning) shows I'mma whoop P (Whoopi)
There's no way you're beatin' me
I talk to Smack, you ain't even someone Beasley see
Yeah, you got dusted by Drugz (drugs)
That's why Mike P see P (PCP)
Let's go
[Round 1: Mike P]
Since 2009, when it came to your style, I would speak highly
And over the course of the last couple of-
I ain't got time for that shit
I'm 'bout to be grimy
They threw the idea of you last week by me
I saw Charron around, I loaded rounds
But small ones
They only gave P 90s!
Breeze by me?
The surgeon's back!
Resurgence back!
I'mma beat this Muppet!
Just whooped Nunn in NOLA
And when y'all clashed, you a piece wit' punches
So I told Beasley, "Fuck it.
If you don't think I could win talkin' white every round, just slow it down.
Eazy (Easy) does it!"
Appease the judges for that extra five bands
You need more, eh?
I'll pay my homie a thousand and you get robbed in 4K
In poor taste
Gun butt 'til the Dezzi break off
In a coma
It go from Lite Work to heavy days off
The mindset is Ray Charles
Beat your brakes off 'til the meat is seen
The skin is broken
Tool lift slow, UFO: all he see is beams
Or Louisville...skull crackin' (Kraken) like the Sea of Thieves
There's somethin' about a bat that gets me back into the swing of things!
I bleed that!
Your current event Wild n' Out shit, you gon' need that
TV made you big, boy (Big Boi)
But I'm the outcast (OutKast) that keep it 3 Stacks!
I would kill somebody if I had to, and I mean that
If Charron got a burner, it's the same one Kevin Durant uses to tweet back
[Round 2: Charron]
I wasn't gonna bring up Ashley
But since she's here, I may as well
Your girl bangs battlers, and you brought her around Charron?
(*phew*) You brave as hell
(*to Ashley*) It is very nice to meet you
But you shoulda kept her trapped in the shadows
I'll leave her period showing up later than Smack for these battles
Bang! You as whiny as it gets
Bang! I'm wildin' out (Wild n' Out) wit' the Clips
Bang! That's what Ryda did to ya bitch
You gon' punch me? Think you crazy in the streets?
Mike, I'm white
You should know I feel safe around Pulice (police)
You'll do nothin', I ain't flinchin'
You wanna box Bill? This guy's a gimmick
Why do you wanna wear a glove when Ryda didn't?
But this "played out" 'til the rounds reverse
You don't get points for bringing her out for a Charron battle
Bring her out during a Ryda verse
You dissed Danny and Chilla's wife
But we bring up Ash and it's "Wow! The nerve!"
"Keep her name out your mouth!"
She didn't keep anything out of hers
Geechi 30'd you in a one-off
You let Ashley down
You and your girl are polar opposites
She knows how to get past a round (passed around)
You try to rebuttal it, but it's weird
You be like:
"You diss my queen, but she's my pride in here."
(*Charron pokes at his heart*)
"Ryda banged her once. I banged her 20 times this year."
Just admit she's a thot!
You coulda stopped that early
I'm killin' Mike over the counter-writing: I'm Dr. Conrad Murray
Every girl has a past, just not a past like this
Look at her URL body count, and y'all had some kids?
Clearly I'm not the "SMACK Killer" - Ashley is
[Round 2: Mike P]
This 30 minutes from my crib
Good money, and gives me somethin' to do
Plus I'm dangerous in this setting
I could use four-bar setups, but still know when to switch the subject to-
You get dragged out of your house
"Where's the safe, Charron?"
I'll dump it in two
He'll go from "What are you talkin' a-boot?"
To you talk to a boot!
I'm lost in a mood
Of wonderin' how they call yourself the "SMACK Killer"
When you ain't never been a URL gunner or one of Smack killers
Fact: I have waited for years to backpack you
"SMACK Killer"?
Bitch, a rapper from SMACK smacked you
Hats off!
I mean, you tipped the hat off, but you caught the fullest
You were a drum magazine: holdin' on to 100 Bulletz (bullets)!
Won your first battle, but since, you can't even set your message straight
It's the punch attempts, you present them lame
It's your setups, and your presence fake
See, I could anoint you for your past success that they acclaim
But over here, shock value has an expiration date
I am HIM!
I promise, where you're about to go's no Heaven
Shoot you on the family couch, reload a weapon
Brain matter hit the Samsung
Blood's what the remote is drenched in
The kid brain stuck to the TV: Cocomelon!
The mo-mentum's back!
Keep up, but you'll never stop me
You all dead, BaldHeads for tryna cancel a top G
What color is your Bu-gah-tti?
This L gon' be repeated
How the hell is he a genius?
(*Mike gets called for time*)
I had more
[Round 3: Charron]
No one cared about your white tears against Suge
The truth hurt
You're like, "I know you're around gunfire and knew work.
But growing up, my dad got fired and couldn't find new work."
Fuckin' Mike PTSD, you need to get some help
This ain't a mirror match, 'cause when I look in the mirror, I respect myself
My bitch badder, I'm on TV, and I'm gettin' wealth
I'm autistic, you just hate life
You're even losing in mental health!
Bang!
Name your price
They say that Whites don't season shit
Well, this that flavoured spice
When the gun go, P's (peas) laid out: Jamaican rice!
This 30's easy! 3-0!
You can't beat me! Cheat code!
I'll turn this bitch to Star Wars
C 3, P 0! (C-3PO)
You lost your last battle, it's a bad day
That's two Ls
P.S.: Long Live Pat Stay!
You told Brizz you'll "leave his gyro twisted"
Bro...I don't get it
You call heads "gyros"?
Your writing's straight-up lazy
You think when Ryda talks about Ash, he's like, "Bro, her gyro game was crazy"?
For 5K, he is dead
Gyro shot! Now they can't give P the (pita) bread
You let us (lettuce) know you're mad
Your emotion gets you bodied in each bout
Your defense is so bad, the '06 Sonics should reach out
These are facts
I know it's somethin' you don't want me to speak 'bout
But I'm white
I'm known for shuttin' shit down and calling Pulice (police) out
And why'd you bring your girl to this battle?
It's like you set her up
Why is she behind the camera?
She's usually in front of it getting fucked
Director's cut! The blade slittin'!
We both got a Black barber, but this fade different
Let's go
[Round 3: Mike P]
One 30 is all I need
I beat you every round and it's up, you done
We back poppin'
If not...I'll take one 2-1
I lose, then I rush well
Italians know how to dump shells
You could rematch a shotty, Charron
I'm a Bad Boy with one 12 (112)!
Battle rap to the T!
I am He!
Charron lost the message
Didn't adapt when you shifted to SMACK, at least from our perspective
I thought versatility's the 101, but maybe I'm off a second
JC told you to leave, and I'm the one that ajarred the exit!
Let's get this set done
Smack sent you $6,700 like 50 Cent's son
I've been all live! Sparks fly!
You'll be in Hell, with a .45!
I greet him well!
Or the Glock slanted
Well, that's an awkward .40: Steve Carrell!
Slide with a .38!
Elite as it gets
My family needin' some shit
I'll treat Corey like a drive-by Popeye's
I'll get this 30-piece for my kids!
This what it IS!
I been in URL since I was 26!
Steady licks!
Feelin' like the 2-3 Mike, I'm already lit!
20/20 vision this year!
I'm hittin' every lick!
My drive on some Mario Andretti shit!
14, I started to rap
Do you got me, son?
I'm 33, I am your elder, I will not be sonned
Told CJA what I'll tell you:
This is not where your stock get jumps!
I'm Neo at the start of The Matrix...NOT THE ONE!
ZERO!
YEAH! YEAH!
Charron vs. Mike P was written by Charron & Mike P (Battle Rapper).
Charron vs. Mike P was produced by Smack White & Eric Beasley & Caffeine TV.
URLtv released Charron vs. Mike P on Fri Oct 21 2022.