Charmin

[Intro]
Yeah man always at the grocery store trying to find my favorite toilet paper brand
They don’t ever have it
Always sold out
Guess that’s why they call it charmin
Ah man i don’t know man
Whatever bro

[Verse]
Running through dough tryin find charmin but only see brands that I hate
Walk through the isle don’t see no charmin
Guess that I’m late
That is my fate
Tryin find Kate...upton
Girls say I’m cute as a button
That’s why my name is Hudson
Look at me stuntin
Got me a late it’s pumpkin
Up in these meetings quit interrupting
Don’t get me mad you’ll see me eruptin
Volcanic ash flow after eruption
Got me a bag and its coach
Charmin brand do the most
Clint capella in the post
My skills scary like a ghost
Raised in the h the third coast

Guess that’s why they call it charmin
Ultra soft
Bill gates started Microsoft
Aligator in the polo
Sippin Pepsi out the solo
Seeing tourist taken photos

Guess that’s why they call it charmin
In left field we got Marwin
In Virginia we be farmin
2.50 for 6 rolls, damn right that’s a bargain... yeah

Guess that’s why they call it charmin
Bill gates started Microsoft
Aligator on the polo drinking Pepsi out the solo
Seeing tourist taken photos my mess got me movin slow mo