Charm School

When your legs give way beneath you
And your body wobbles
Yet you think this great disaster
Spells the end to all your troubles
You’ve been charmed
You’ve been harmed
By someone with a certain smile
Why not earn
Why not learn
The skillset of that crocodile

Charm school
Smooch your way to a free place in it
Charm school
Seduction has no earthly limit
Yes, it is unfair
But we’ve got to get you up there
Charm ensures survival
Get one over on your rival

Charm school
Where men learn to capture women
Charm school
Lesson one the Stockholm Syndrome
Bypassing free will
A communicable skill
Charm is your survival
Get one over on your rival

Are you really in control of
Everything you do?
Are you really rational
Or are desires controlling you?
Raise your voice?
Is that a choice
Or what some bold Lothario taught you
They’re so charming
So alarming
They’re so bold and so disarming

Charm school
Oops, the cops have closed us down now
Charm school
We were poised to take this town now
But they say we pissed
On the right of buggers to resist
Seduction is the rival
Of a world that hates survival