Charlie’s Freestyle

[Intro: LexieMariex & Jonnaay]
Hello, Accident and Emergency, how can I help?
I've-I've-I've had too much packet
Uh, sir, I don't quite understand
Too-too much Charlie
Sir, you're-you're cutting out, I can't hear you (I love Packet)

[Verse 1: Jonnaay]
I've got more heat than a crackhead's spoon
Too many drugs sent up to the moon
I snorted a line and it went so left
Just fuck it, I'm sniffing up the table leg
Went to A-and-E, they said, "How bad?"
I said, "Mate, the fucking table lad
They botched me there, I can't sniff air"
And the doc's just told me, "Nasal impair"

[Verse 2: MaxGGs]
Living with Molly, my landlord's a dealer
Opps said, "Have mercy, Overwatch healer"
Mate's snorted a table, some say he went too mad
Died near his desk now we're calling him twomad
Carrying a switch, it's not Mario Kart
I'm number one like James on the chart
Shoutout to Freddie, that's Dr. Doobie
Crazy on the beat, It's so damn groovy

[Verse 3: Badlinu]
That's right, it's me, yeah, Dr. Doobie
Me and this blunt like Shaggy and Scooby
Sold out tour with a man like Binda
Every single girl, even your's on my Tinder
I be stealing anything that I see in my way
What a nice day in the UK
I'm a bit gay, but I get pay so it's okay
Shoutout Max and Harry and Jonnaay

[Verse 4: AverageHarry]
AverageHarry, born killer
Your head will get severed, Ben Stiller
Riding 'round with big fucking wheels, you'd think my name was Abby (Miller)
Serious fracking, big driller
Jonnaay the goat, go figure
Snort so much ket daily you'd think Harry's gonna buy Twitter

[Verse 5: Jonnaay]
I'm out the ward, I'm feeling fresh
I called up the doc and he said, "Yes"
My dealer's pissed and I'm at the pub
But I ain't got cash, I just need a snuff
What?

[Outro: Jonnaay]
Oh my- I've had-
Oh my-
My head hurts so bad
I need to go to bed, oh my God, oh my God