Charlie Church Mouse Song

[Verse 1]
Educational, bible stories
PC game and software
Yeah educational, software stories
Hsh-msha and something like that
Who says learning isn't fun?
(Yeah who says learning isn't fun?)
We got creation and Noah's ark
So much more, age 2-4
We got creation and it's an ark
And fishes and loaves and mice and stuff
We'll learn colors and shapes and spatial relations
Learning our skills from a mouse without hesitations
Two skill levels means twice
The learning potential and twice the fun
Oh, Charlie Church Mouse is entertainment for everyone

[Verse 2]
Octopus, turtle, PC specs
Riding a camel with sound effects
Catchin' a bread in a bowl
Learning that feeds the mind and soul
Whales eating people and abstinence
Giraffes that sound like flatulance
You can learn at any pace
While we shove a bunch of morals right in your face
Jonah's on a boat, sailing to far away nations
But the people on the boat, they have some accusations
So they throw him overboard, and that's not nice
He probably should have thought twice
But at least he now has a claim to fame
And he can sit around playing this pick-a-shape game

[Verse 3]
There's a lady! She lost a coin
We gotta find it so it can rejoin
The other ones that she has spoken
But it kinda looks like a Chuck E. Cheese token
You can color! Red, green, and blue
But I'm not really sure why you'd want to
Charlie Church Mouse is not too bright
But when it comes to learning bible stories, he's a powerhouse!

[Interlude]
Alright, ladies 'n' gents
I got a little more Charlie Church Mouse song for ya
But not too much, 'cause I didn't really wanna do it anymore

[Outro]
Educational, bible stories
PC game and software
Yeah educational, bible stories
Playing this game makes me wanna swear
Then he comes and asks me if I wanna play again
And unfortunately I have to answer back
No I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no
I don't