Chaos Vs Order

[Order]
Order is
Order is dusting his living room
Order is
Order is sensing impending doom

Chaos burns the place down!

Order is
Order is 'specting a traffic jam
Order is
Order is changing his travel plans

Chaos pulls the car up!

Order has to make repairs
He's not into splitting hairs
Order cleans up all the mess
Order's not a big success

[Chaos]
Chaos
Chaos want to break stuff
Chaos
Chaos want to hit you

[Order]
Order ducks and covers

[Chaos]
Chaos
Think you should say chay-os
Chay-os
Want to eat your cheetos

[Order]
Order buys a new bag

[Chaos]
Chaos wanna roll around n' round in the dirt
Chaos wanna know what underneath her skirt
Chaos want to chase squirrel in neighbor's yard
Give Order noogie! Give Ordеr wedgie!

[Order]
Order is
Ordеr is getting real tired of this

[Chaos]
Chaos bending all the silverware

[Order]
Order will
Order will make Chaos taste his fists

[Chaos]
Hey, what is you doin'?

[Kyle]
Order then calculates the pressure point
That will throw Chaos' body parts out of joint
Chaos ain't having that so he blocks the hit
Order takes the opportunity to trip the git

Chaos isn't gonna to take this lying down
He grabs at order's teeth and he steals a crown
Order saw this coming so he flips a switch
And the crown explodes and there ain't no more Chaos

[Order/Chaos]
Order/Chaos in
Order rocks the hizouse/Chaos in pieces around the room

Order/Chaos is
Order gettin' jiggy/Being swept up inside Order's broom

Order/Chaos is
Order giving orders/In an urn above the fireplace

Order/Chaos is
Order running for the border/Screaming all angry from outer space

[Chaos]
Please pronounce it chay-os