Chaos and Disorder

[Intro]
Hey, yeah

[Verse 1]
Carjack used to fix flat tires
Cadillac used to be a Benz
Big joints never gotcha higher
Freebase cost you in the end

[Chorus]
I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today

[Verse 2]
He's gay, used to mean he's happy
Nowadays happy ain't allowed
You're played, used to mean top forty
Now forty days of being played ain't proud

[Chorus]
I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today

[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
Safe sex used to mean no babies
When intercourse used to mean fun
If I had fifteen ladies
I would only fuck with one

[Chorus]
I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today

[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah