CHANNEL CHASERS

[Part I]

[Intro: SullyTheMessiah]
A-ha
Damn, zamn
I think I'm just gon' watch TV, I ain't gon' lie
This look like a good channel
I think I'm gon' put this on
(It's me, I'm niggas) Ayy, ayy

[Verse: SullyTheMessiah]
Start to feel like Timmy Turner, the way they see me channel chasing
They don't like me? What's the reason? Ah, that's easy, they was racist
Always into BBW's, I swear I'm chubby chasin'
I done laid down all the ground work, I even gave them the pavement
I was rapping, chasin' cash, I been lookin' for a payment
Threw they art all in the trash 'cause it turns out they was tracin'
I done learned to drive in Texas, so every lane I'm in, I'm racin'
I done filed all my taxes, and the government ain't payin'

[Interlude: SullyTheMessiah]
I ain't gon' lie, I don't wanna watch this channel (Yo, what the- the- the-)
(Yo, who- who changed the channel?) Uhh
Yeah, this one (Boop)

[Part II]

[Verse: SullyTheMessiah]
Won't get a piece of me, not a [?]
I been makin' these rhymes like I don't need assembly
Had to make lemonade outta lemons like simple trees (It's me, I'm niggas)
I'll treat you like a friend 'cause I don't want no enemies (Brrrrah)
I was way too damn worried about if she was into me
After two weeks of talkin', she turned to a Mini-Me
If I step out her life, then I'm doin' it gracefully
(Because that's just the person I swear always racin' me)
Okay, wait (Ha-ha), [?] on me, I can't change
Make it straight out the port like I'm playin' the game
Even with a silver spoon, he still see it got stains
I be cashin' these bills, now I feel like Doc Strange
Had to pay all these bills when I went [?]
And I knew if I aimed it, then (No, I go high)
I can't tell in my school, then I swear I can't die
I done came in his mom with a new suit and tie
I'm talkin' 'bout big beef, need a quarter pounder
I'm finna knock him out the sky like I activated Grounder
That's a reference to Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
If you don't get that bar, then I swear y'all just flounders
And I got so many Benjamins, feel like the founder
You ain't hear about her until the moment I found her
Like I'm skippin' the middle man, straight to the bouncer
Like the coins on my side, but they not, oh well
When they ask how I'm doin', I say "Just swell"
And I'm makin' them sick of me, watch how they swell
Had to keep shit quiet, I swear I couldn't tell
Had to keep shit regular like J. G. Quintel
That's a whole new reference to Regular Show
Least I hate legal age, I went straight to the polls
Had to cast me up out, had to make me a vote
Like I know how it goes, know I feel like the G.O.A.T

[Part III]

[Verse: SullyTheMessiah]
And it ain't just been shown like I'm makin' it snow
Got a lot on my mind, and it's ready to blow
I been makin' some tunes, do I start to feel loony?
And my love like a movie, but that shit got on 2B
When I say I'm makin' snow, that means the spot I got white girls
I put my fingers through her hair 'cause I swear she got nice curls
Please call me Lil Uzi 'cause I swear this shit is my world (It's me, I'm niggas, bah-bah-bah)
And that bar wasn't rappin', I done made a list of blessings
And my girl mad at me 'cause she not first, but second
In response what I say (Yo, gotta learn a lesson)
And she's already out the door in like ten seconds, less than (Where you goin'?)
But the last time she lived here, it wasn't that serious
So I don't know what I did wrong this time, and I'm curious
George, curious
Get it? (Ha-ha) Like Curious George
I'm expandin' domain, so I'm livin' like a spaceship
If we applyin' some logic, that means I'm biracial
I ain't goin' to work today, I said it's a me day
I went to the spa and I got me a facial
Had to specify spa, you can't take it outta context
Even dropped the location, I ain't seein' hard texts
[?] know about messages, and it turns out I got fired
Damn, I ain't readin' that long text (Too bad)
Huh, you like how I carry on all continuity?
I write down this song, this is all ingenuity
Had to change my whole life and just cut out the nudity
Gotta give me a moment, I swear this is new to me
Gotta carry that weight, and I'm doin' it dutifully
I been livin' my life, and my life lookin' beautifully
Actually not, it's in shambles and I'm just speakin' truthfully (I am poor)

[Outro: SullyTheMessiah]
Uh, I might actually need to read that text
I might need my job back
Is it- is it possible- can y'all hire me again, please?
I'm sorry, I did not mean to say it was a me day
I'm- I- I-
I promise you I will work every hour
Give me below minimum wage